MML

Wife, dog, and human mom, beer drinker, not amazing at fantasy football, lover of all things funny, 80s preppy, and unapologetically absurd. #ffs

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

JUST LIKE THAT!!

A cross-border completion from @FitzMagic_14 ➡️ @StevieJohnson13

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

RIP Dolly Parton. Can now join Kenny Rogers. This is still one of my favorite live performances ever. Back when singing was singing.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Jon Rahm skipping it off the water and in the hole on the 16th before the Masters will always be a must-watch 😳

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

nobody's been this far from a Waffle House before

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Pulitzer-worthy

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Trump is setting up to blame the failed Iran War 100% on Pete Hegseth. Bookmark this tweet.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Big week for dads who make the family arrive to the airport 5 hrs before boarding!

[Miles Taylor @MilesTaylorUSA]

You know who’s a perfect metaphor for the GOP? Scott Jennings.

A pundit who mocks Trump with us during commercial breaks — but fawns over Trump when the camera is rolling.

Brave enough to speak out… in the green room.

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

Trump has admitted, in a single sentence, that his administration started a war without once stopping to consider what the enemy might do next.

This isn’t bad planning. This is the worst planning in the history of human civilization. And I include in that list the man who designed the Titanic’s lifeboat capacity, the general who ordered the Charge of the Light Brigade, and whoever greenlit the Ford Edsel.

Napoleon, for all his faults, was aware that Russia had a winter. Hitler, deranged as he was, knew Stalingrad existed. Bush at least had a map with Baghdad on it.

Trump, apparently, had not considered that Iran might hit back. 99.99% of the world’s population saw this coming. Analysts. Journalists. Retired geography teachers. Teenagers eating cereal at midnight. My neighbor’s dog, probably. Every single one of them. Except the man who started the war and FoxNews.

Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: Delta is suspending its special service desk for members of Congress until TSA is fully funded, per @AJC.

Delta says members of Congress will now be treated like all other flying customers.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!

[MML @mcmorgan787]

@TomBrady Thanks for all the #mansplaining during the #eagles #Buffalo game. Having someone explain to us that "pro football is focused on turnovers" is really insightful. Also STOP YELLING AT US!!!!! YOU HAVE A MICROPHONE!!!!

[Texas Tech Football @TexasTechFB]

Up to No. 6️⃣ in this week's @CFBPlayoff ranking.

[Steve · Millionaire Habits @SteveOnSpeed]

A $500K home at 5% interest: 30-year mortgage = $2,684/mo & $466K interest total.

Stretch to 50 years = $2,271/mo but $862K interest.

Marginally lower monthly payment.

Almost double the interest.

Terrible plan.

[Texas Tech Red Raiders @TechAthletics]

The nation got to see what we already know:

We’ve got something special in West Texas.

[Texas Tech Football @TexasTechFB]

Here. To. Stay.

#WreckEm | @7BCommercial

[ESPN @espn]

WRECKED 'EM, TECH 🔥

No. 8 Texas Tech hands No. 7 BYU its first loss of the season 😤

[Texas Tech Red Raiders @TechAthletics]

It's a great time to be a Red Raider 🔔

#WreckEm | @TexasTech

[Texas Tech Football @TexasTechFB]

4TH DOWN STOP 🛑

[Texas Tech Football @TexasTechFB]

Keep working.

#WreckEm | @7BrewCoffee