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[I’m a La Diablesse @rayymalo_]

He shouldn’t really care what people say and not watch what dem waan do

[mcntosh @mcntoshdube]

@ronn_ndongwe @McDMahaso @tahbryce @khar_risma @MackbryanN Dzangoo ndangariro

[Lè @lightupastate]

It doesn’t. But you cry on the highway with the sun roof open.

[Sjijo @GeorgeBeatsSA]

@GautengHealth @GautengProvince @BhekiDistrict @CharlotteMaxJAH @PholosongH @ThelleMHospital @kalafong_health @HelenJosephHos @HaniAcademic @SAPoliceService "Who these things" 😭🤣

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

A vacant seat, but a heart full of memories. RIP Chandler. Thanks for all the laughs. #MatthewPerry

[Gugu Dlamini @ggdlams]

Loneliness! It gets so lonely. People are busy doing this life thing, getting married, having kids, traveling etc. and then there’s you…

[mcntosh @mcntoshdube]

@McDMahaso @IanMakone1 @nkosigm1 @KudzieKadzombe @Happymo06571701 @cohsunshinecity @WHO @tahbryce Hahahahaha mavanhonga wena !
Mkomana ngaangotaura kuti how far tisanetse hedu va mugabe

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What was Forrest Gump’s email password?

1forrest1

[Clement Lee, MD, MSc @ClementLeeMD]

“So first you check serum osmolality to see if it is true hyponatremia, then you need to see if ADH is on or off by looking at the urine osmolality, and the urine sodium will next tell you the intravascular volume status.”

[AOIFE. @aoife10x]

Me on my way to let Arsenal determine my mood and mental health for the next 10 months

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

She's a biological woman playing against other biological women. If she doesn't identify as a woman, why is she playing in the FIFA Women's World Cup?

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 🚔

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

Surely Pep leaves now? He’s had his fun. There’s nothing left to win, let Frank Lampard have a go at managing this City side.

[JIGGA 🦍 @Makomborerol]

He visited me at my crib ,my fridge was empty and he thought l was moving.

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

My best, I do my best

[Danny Trejo @officialDannyT]

They just messed with the wrong Mexican #JuanWick