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if you ain't talking harry styles i don't wanna talk! // she/they

[bean @mcnuggetharry]

here’s a comparison pic for thine asses! left: feb 2018 / 250ish lbs — right: march 2019 / 130ish lbs and full of muscle 🌹

[bean @mcnuggetharry]

what’s rly going on rn

[popstar benny ♪ ☆ @popstarbenny]

the beat was in the other room?

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

be serious.

[pj @pjayevans]

I would have shot and killed Elf in act one of the film

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

We should normalize saying “it’s really none of your business” when people ask very personal questions.

[Markia Brown, AFC® @theemoneyplug]

If you have an Amazon package delivered starting 7 December, go to your Alexa and say, “Alexa, thank my driver.”

They get a $5 bonus, at no cost to you!

[TINKERBELL 3:25 ✨♈️ @fatheadtink]

I hope Rue getting that lady money together

[Eman 🇳🇬 @e_exclusivee]

walmart not playing bout tht self check out no more 🤦🏾‍♂️

[👁 @gnarlymari]

I want a fake gay job like creative director

[BornFrontoDieGrabba @throwawaypt2]

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being communicative and emotionally available

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

i don’t want to girlboss anymore i want to girlrest

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

this why i can’t joke around on twitter no more lmaoo

[Jrg @craigmacdermott]

Date idea: I eat too many edibles and you take care of me

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Men be like “you’ve been different ever since I disrespected you”

[dizzy @rundizzy]

hey i quit ur job for u do u wanna hang out

[doctor weed @refinedrat]

MY BOYFRIEND ACCIDENTALLY SAID CUNT WRAP SUPREME IN THE TACO BELL DRIVE THROUGH

[bean @mcnuggetharry]

wow hi i haven’t been on here in forever