Mikey C

Proud owner of a Penny-Farthing bicycle

[Mikey C @mcolton47]

Me and my girlfriend’s roommates debriefing the party

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I’m back in vogue I’ve been told

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Minute Bol (8 inch tall NBA legend)

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Thinking about if Ziwe accidentally booked Colin Hanks instead of Chet

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Fired from nannying because I taught the kids about Enron (I think)

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Beautiful things happening in my comments

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People nowadays would be scared to retweet this

[Elmo @elmo]

May Elmo just say, Ms. @sza, YOU WERE FANTASTIC!!! ⭐️❤️🙌

[Mikey C @mcolton47]

@slambailey 1 sec watching the game rn

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Lol got turned away by @TEDTalks bc I wanted to talk about protecting @women to much?? To me? That sucks. Bet they won’t respond tho…

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Hi! Um, miss? Might I make it sweat?

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Mark Cuban? More like Most Benevolent Shark! Seriously — inspirational what he does!!

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The worst bars are the ones without another man of my pedigree

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*An insane Doctor* “Erm hi can I haz yur vitals?”

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Austin Powers be like “Horny!”

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@zatchmiller Terminal velocity

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Shorty loquacious but tbh I’m inclined

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@zatchmiller Why not both hahahahahahahah

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Hitchhiked here and everyone knew your name

[machary ziller, MD @zatchmiller]

A lot of the original book lore was left out of Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs but yall don’t wanna have that conversation

[Mikey C @mcolton47]

A Beyoncé concert during a non-cable NFL game on Christmas Day would’ve been prime Rapture-Fodder in 2013, but today’s Evangelicals are too busy watching Yellowstone to even notice/care