Michael Coulson-Tabb

[Michael Coulson-Tabb @mctabb]

@GaryLineker @BBCMOTD New Cabinet: Southgate PM; Home Sec: Lineker; Education: Rashford; FO: Neville (Gary): Equalities: Neville (Philip); Chief Whip: Jurgen Klopp; Treasury: Jill Scott; DCMS: Clare Balding; Transport: Dennis Berkhamp (ok that one’s silly).

[Michael Coulson-Tabb @mctabb]

@SarahForRuncorn What a vile comment when 12,000 French soldiers died protecting the evacuation from Dunkirk of 338,000 BEF soldiers who escaped to England on, wait for it.......small boats! Ironic?

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@Councillorsuzie And these gingerbread men don't even have cocks! Get are country back!

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@Nigel_Farage Be truly patriotic and fuck off. Try making money doing adverts for walk in showers and stop stealing Alan Partidge's ideas.

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@UKLabour @AngelaRayner I think that idiot really is the least of our problems now.
Can we think about actually taxing those with the broadest shoulders rather than those whose shoulders don't work?

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Calm down. They're actually go faster rainbow stripes and actually improve response times. You stupid, talentless bigot.

[Michael Coulson-Tabb @mctabb]

@ArsenalWFC took my son to his first trip to Emirates this Sunday. His Mummy should have been there but she died when he was just 18 months. What an atmosphere and what a game. Mummy loved being a Gunner! ❤️💔

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@EngineerLondon @mrjamesob I want that job!

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@mrjamesob I've only just notice Kemi is a Bad Enoch.

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@IsabelOakeshott Shhhhh, bin screamer.

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@AdamRutherford @DaveRichards200 Don't give these idiots oxygen.

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@IsabelOakeshott @CityWestminster You're lucky there's been so many cuts. In the good old days mad women shouting at bins would have been sectioned.

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@jk_rowling On the other hand we loved your books but really can't understand all the fuss about marshmallows.

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@mrjamesob What an amazing woman. Hospices are under threat right now and the care they give to all is indescribable. I married my wife in one.

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@mrjamesob In fairness doesn't it mean prices could go down too? 😜

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@mrjamesob Yeah. But it's a bit like when Piers Morgan says something sensible.

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@HelenDHays The irony that, even with your excellent track record in community engagement, you literally make money getting people to leave "are cuntry".

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@H_W_Calderwood @LBC @mrjamesob You are disgusting linking the deaths of these poor girls to this ignorant thuggery.

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@Kev88885634 @LBC @mrjamesob I agree @mrjamesob is more relevant than ever!

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@mrjamesob The Timpson appointment is inspired.

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@mrjamesob I know you're clever and write books n stuff and are an overall decent bloke. But yes it bloody well was!