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[Matt @mcuk26]

@thesecretbrief "I will note your objections on the custody record"

Professionally always difficult as well, as to whether they have capacity to give instructions

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@thesecretbrief *unfit for interview

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@thesecretbrief I cant recall anyone I ever repped being unfit to plead, including a decent number subsequently unfit to plead...

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@caffyhank That the discounted rate? Alright to drop me a msg on the joining fee

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@_becca92 Same from stoke as well I think

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@caffyhank Used to be am Italian guy in Southport that had signs and everything about not smoking

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@serialsockthief If you join the FB forums dvla complaints etc, people are waiting upto a year on medicals

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@Footinit If its a breach of a court order to repay the debt, you could return it for enforcement ?

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@luv4scfc When did everyone start playing padel? Is it the new hiking / fishing

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@ShepsVodkaParty Did they die peacefully or continue the hamster tradition of odd deaths

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@TinkerCunt_ Was that the one where the gay guys were actually straight

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@streetbrawls97 Used to be a one armed bouncer in Southport with a day job as window cleaner

[Matt @mcuk26]

@stephanieamy_ Depends how busy you want. If you want quiet and pretty there's much better choices

[Donna Louise @DonnaLouise1212]

😂 Oh, the sweet, sweet smell of progressive hypocrisy in the morning.

The Oxford branch of "Stand Up to Racism" has just launched a petition... opposing the government's plan to house 1,250 asylum seekers on a former MoD site in Bicester.

Their devastating reasons?
"Lack of infrastructure."
"Massive strain on local facilities."

"The town might become a far-right target."

"And the facilities aren't good enough for the poor migrants."

Not in my backyard, bigots! This one’s got rainbow flags on the porch and a "Refugees Welcome" gnome in the garden... until the delivery van actually shows up.

You know, the same "infrastructure" and "facilities" arguments the rest of us have been screaming about for the entire country for years.

But apparently when it’s your charming little market town instead of some working-class area that’s already been culturally enriched to death, suddenly it’s a crisis.

Stand Up to Racism, everybody. Just not in their town.

Classic.

[Matt @mcuk26]

@Lauren_83_ Oh I love a tuxxie

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@_laurennn92 And then you offer you about 30 quid back

[Matt @mcuk26]

@Lauren_83_ I see them in the shops and remember one in the 90s but I've not had one in years. Still as good?

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@Lauren_83_ #facecard

[Matt @mcuk26]

@fuckoff20162 To be bent over?

[Matt @mcuk26]

@fuckoff20162 And yorkshires on breakfast.

Basically nonce radar