Mason Davidson

fuck seaworld

[cernderg @clovapus]

Gwen stefani was right. This shit is bananas

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.

[NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb]

#NASAWebb is fully deployed! 🎉

With the successful deployment & latching of our last mirror wing, that's:
50 major deployments, complete.
178 pins, released.
20+ years of work, realized.

Next to #UnfoldTheUniverse: traveling out to our orbital destination of Lagrange point 2!

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Changing name to Meat

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Sometimes I wonder if people who aggressively seek political power are precisely those who should not be entrusted to wield it.

[Mason Davidson @mdavidson78]

@DJayyDJ Perfect, because it’s rona season anyway.

[Mason Davidson @mdavidson78]

@mmoyers11 Bro, it was already in caps and with an exclamation point. What else could you want??

[Mason Davidson @mdavidson78]

@DJayyDJ Then why is my smud bill $546😂

[Mason Davidson @mdavidson78]

@DJayyDJ You needa push “daddy” out of your twitter name and switch it back to Danny boy

[James Harkins @jamesharkins22]

FINALLY MY GIGS ARE BACK!!! I’ll be playing at Stoney’s tomorrow night on the new patio from 7-10! See y’all there! Swipe for more ⏩⏩⏩ @ Stoney's Rockin' Rodeo https://t.co/0qadpCgIXQ

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

The world was fine 'til everybody started drinkin' them sparklin' seltzers.

[Mason Davidson @mdavidson78]

I haven’t even watched that show yet but I’m pretty sure that Carole lady killed her husband.

[christofer drew funko pop @ChrisMustard]

Dear Maria,

I am writing to let you know that I’ve got your picture, but unfortunately due to the quarantine I will not be coming with you and will not be able to count you in.

My deepest condolences during this trying time

[Phill @MeekPhill_]

Damn Philip Rivers is gonna have to get rid of one his kids.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

If they close the grocery stores, we’ll have to hunt for our food.

I don’t even know where Oreos live.

[Mason Davidson @mdavidson78]

They didn’t put Tom Brady in the “take it to the house” commercial because he would’ve kissed the kid on the lips.