Mike Fischer, MD

Go Pack Go 🏈 EM doctor | Wilderness medicine

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[Mike Fischer, MD @mdfish29]

@mrsballs69 Sometimes it felt totally random. Didn’t get invites from some of the “safe” places I applied, but I got some from places I thought I had no business interviewing with 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Mike Fischer, MD @mdfish29]

@mrsballs69 I emailed my top choice in November and got an invite within a week, matched there. The whole process is stressful but it works out eventually!

[Mike Fischer, MD @mdfish29]

@NFLOfficiating why didn’t the packers get the ball at the 40 yard line after the Texans free kick out of bounds penalty?

[Vamsi Aribindi @aribindi]

Time for a spicy take.

We should cut the numbers of EM physicians by half, and have night EDs covered primarily by rotating PCPs w/AI assistance+EM backup. Why?
Because medicine needs to radically refocus on the well-being of our workers- by reducing night work per physician.

[Mike Fischer, MD @mdfish29]

@PulmCrit I agree, although oral alternatives won’t be enough. In the ED we don’t want to give anything oral until a surgical emergency is ruled out, I.e. waiting for imaging to come back. Not efficient, and often not good care, to wait to rehydrate.

[Mike Fischer, MD @mdfish29]

@IKE_Packers @crosbykicks2

[Mike Fischer, MD @mdfish29]

What’s @crosbykicks2 up to these days?

[Mike Fischer, MD @mdfish29]

GO PACK GO

[Mike Fischer, MD @mdfish29]

I’m so confused about the phantom flags these refs are calling

[Mike Fischer, MD @mdfish29]

Yikes, I left off my jobs a Stein Garden & Gifts and Two Men and a Truck for my emergency medicine job.

[Peter J. Hasson @peterjhasson]

NEW: Kamala Harris’s missing “summer job” at McDonald’s job. Her resume and job application a year after graduating college — @FreeBeacon obtained through FOIA — don’t mention it. Neither do either of her books, or either of the biographies on her. @SaysSimonson @ChuckRossDC and @AndrewKerrNC report:
https://t.co/cKb0649VNe

[trash jones @jzux]

doctor: do you drink alcohol?

me: yeah a couple times a week

doctor (pulling out a bottle of whiskey and two cups): ok amazing it's been a really tough week actually

[Mike Fischer, MD @mdfish29]

@oatsdoc Radiologists are overall the nicest at any hour. I’ve also had wonderful experiences with ophthalmology as long as I’m not asking them to come into the ED

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

Who did this, and how much do I owe you?

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Kamala Harris has released the first video of her presidential campaign, featuring Beyoncé's song, "Freedom":

[Mike Fischer, MD @mdfish29]

@laurenboebert Can you prove your IQ is above 70?

[Mike Fischer, MD @mdfish29]

@RyanMarino I don’t understand how this would even work. Would people just be in pain all the time from their endogenous pain control mechanisms being blocked? What happens when they’re in an accident and need opiates? Seems like a bad idea.

[Mike Fischer, MD @mdfish29]

My prediction for the debate:

The right will say Trump won
The left will say Biden won
They’ll both look bad
It won’t change anyone’s mind

[Mike Fischer, MD @mdfish29]

@urcervix_ Literally happened today