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[Derrico Henrio @derrico_henrio]

“The World Cup in America sucks 😡😡”

Meanwhile Europoors experiencing air conditioning, free ice water, and free public restrooms for the first time:

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Heung Min Brad @TracyMcBradey]

Bro

[Andrew Kuhn @FocusedCompound]

Finally got my hands on the sell-side analysis that explains why SpaceX is worth $1.75 trillion

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[🏖🦀BlockHead4000🏝🐠 @blockhead4000]

Besides your mom and dad and like 3-5 actual legit friends you have, literally no one gives a fuck about you in any capacity whatsoever

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

SpaceX IPO bankers coming up with a $28 trillion TAM to convince you to buy the stock

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

When you were taught to value companies based on discounted future cash flows but you just saw a company with no cash flows IPO for a trillion dollars

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Absolutely insane levels of corruption happening right before your eyes.

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

Not allowing a Frenchman to cheat on his spouse in peace is as great of a moral crime as keeping a lion locked away from the Savannah in a tiny concrete box.

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

having a qui gon jinn summer (gambling on sports, wearing robes, adopting orphans into my ancient religion)

[I'm @DEEHOLY_FATHER]

Smoking a blunt when you're a handsome boy must feel so good like damn I'm so fuckin high and handsome

[SimplyBlaidix @SimplyBlaidix]

I no black

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

Dad you can drink more beers than any of my friend's dads...

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

guy on my plane reading a book and writing notes in it. not enough words in there for ya bud?

[wyatt @facefuklibtards]

thinking about all those hot ukranian prostitutes in dubai who are scared

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

It’s truly crazy how perfect Switzerland is but every time I’m there I’m like this is a Godless demonic nation somehow

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!