Melissa Stapleton

[Melissa Stapleton @mdstap]

@hayday What difference does it make when we’re all pissed off about the bingo derby!?! It’s RIDICULOUS! Why make it so impossible??? #banbingoderby

[Melissa Stapleton @mdstap]

@hayday the bingo derbies are ridiculous. We don’t get enough bingo tasks to get a line, and all in the hood are frustrated. HATE IT! #banbingoderby

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@smerconish @jaketapper @CNN @cnni Watching now...as for abortion...I believe a baby is a baby at conception. I’m not trying to take women’s rights, I’m trying to prevent an innocent human being from being murdered.

[Melissa Stapleton @mdstap]

@Kmahrt2 Either way, he had no right to punch her seat. Her seat reclines, she reclined. While that may not be my, or your, choice, it was hers. It is never ok to punch someone else, or their seat.

[Melissa Stapleton @mdstap]

@bonappetit I know this may be a bit off subject but...I adore your Gourmet Makes series. Could you please please please Gourmet Makes Little Debbie cakes? 🥰

[Melissa Stapleton @mdstap]

@MikeMartin1982 I hope every person who happens on your videos will devote a little time each day to make you feel like the nasty disgusting sh*t you are.

[Melissa Stapleton @mdstap]

@rickygervais Her Xanax kicks in around 2:30...

[Melissa Stapleton @mdstap]

@jimmyfallon I thought you would find this funny

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@iamjamiefoxx How are you still HOT with a gimped up eye???

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Who else besides Trump has made their son-in-law a top deputy? Well, there's Castro, Saddam Hussein, and Mussolini https://t.co/WfPB56nsNY

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@TinaTinker20 @rickygervais I know your intentions are good, but hate has never been an effective witnessing tool. I'm praying for you.

[Melissa Stapleton @mdstap]

@rickygervais @TinaTinker20 I'm a Christian, and I ❤you Ricky! Plz don't judge us all by the words of one. She needs to read John 8:7.

[Melissa Stapleton @mdstap]

@nickkingone @rickygervais yes, please, more Karl!!!

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@jimmyfallon @ShawnMendes Hello country bumpkin Hows the frost out on the pumpkin I’ve seen some sights but man you’re somethin’ #FallSongs

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@karlpilkingtonq all for our amusement, poor guy.

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Watch: Dashboard camera records dangerous crash! | http://t.co/FtyvSrW4V6 http://t.co/IibbR1V3za via @hlntv

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@klovemornings I believe that, given everyone was dancing and singing, the selfie was completely appropriate.

[Melissa Stapleton @mdstap]

Working OT today to bank the holiday and pay for the wedding.

[Melissa Stapleton @mdstap]

I'm so glad Paul is well, and you too. Busy, as usual, with school, basketball, the wedding...

[Melissa Stapleton @mdstap]

Getting back in a regular routine is a blessing and a curse. Dragging butt this morning.