Maya Shapira

mostly just a collection of me quoting people and being occasionally funny with some mediocre jokes

[Maya Shapira @me_oh_maya]

Mom im not crying im just allergic to testosterone

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

We need to broaden the conversation past simply a legal issue if we'll ever understand it fully. My heart goes out to all affected by this.

[Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse]

The hard realization that growing older also means planning your own birthday party

[Maya Shapira @me_oh_maya]

"Can someone turn the sun off please"

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

We should be grateful to the people who wish to serve, not turn our backs on them. Banning transgender people is hurtful, baseless and wrong

[Maya Shapira @me_oh_maya]

"We're all the same. We breathe the same air and it doesnt matter what color u are because we all bleed red"

[Maya Shapira @me_oh_maya]

"People think theyre better than me bc they have more money but i can survive on the streets and they cant" - homeless man on the bus #truth

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

"Haha this should be fun."

[Maya Shapira @me_oh_maya]

Bad pic but thanks @charlieputh for gracing Vancouver w ur presence tonight xx ❤❤

[Maya Shapira @me_oh_maya]

"You need to have good incentive to hookup with a boy from aepi"

[✡️ Jewish Boy Problems ✡️ @JewBoyProblems]

Almost everyone I know is in South Florida or Aruba right now.

[✡️ Jewish Boy Problems ✡️ @JewBoyProblems]

“It’s lit 🔥” - Every Jewish 20-something Snapping/Instagramming a menorah tomorrow.

[Maya Shapira @me_oh_maya]

"Aepi isnt a real frat...its more like a membership to the jcc" @JewBoyProblems

[Devon Bostick @devbostick]

Learn your lessons and literary devices

[Jenna Jameson @jennajameson]

#likeaboss https://t.co/NtZQaJRRVa

[Maya Shapira @me_oh_maya]

"My religion is alcohol"

[UrProbablyJewish @UrProbsJewish]

This week on Nazi Jeopardy!... #ChosenPeople