meat2veg

Dissatisfied with your job/partner/life? Get used to it. It's like this until you get old. Then it gets worse.

[meat2veg @meat2veg]

@GabboV @SoVeryBritish Why would you not know Peppa pig is British? Is it to do with being redubbed everywhere else?

[meat2veg @meat2veg]

@ArriBelafonte @TheSimonEvans You’re assuming the USA will ever get another election?

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

11/ There are not just no guardrails now. The American people have just told the two worst men in the United States—Trump and Musk—that the world is their oyster and they can do whatever they like. And because they are the worst of men, they will take that offer. And *then* some.

[meat2veg @meat2veg]

@Nestle That sounds like a trap. Are you guys the CIA?

[meat2veg @meat2veg]

Part of a Dad’s job is to eat the stuff no one else in the family likes. However. This week my children decided they wanted to try proper big Shredded Wheat. I hate proper big Shredded wheat. It doesn’t taste nice, it’s messy, and there’s no way to eat it gracefully. @Nestle

[meat2veg @meat2veg]

@CovidMarshall They're apes. Not monkeys. Wind your neck in, Johnny Brexit.

[meat2veg @meat2veg]

Get tae fûck.

[meat2veg @meat2veg]

@Jenny_1884 @KirstieMAllsopp I don't mind paying for someone's breakfast if people can't afford it. Some people need help. I do mind paying for Ian Duncan Smith's breakfast. He doesn't need any help.

[meat2veg @meat2veg]

@Jenny_1884 You're not sorry.

[meat2veg @meat2veg]

@SoVeryBritish I still say it a lot, and I enjoy the mixture of confusion and recognition depending on the age of the audience.

[Wendy Wason @Wendy_Wason]

Oh Edinburgh. Look at that. The greed of your residents is going to cancel the festival. You’ve fucked the artists who make The Edinburgh Festival the most famous arts festival in the world. We can’t afford to go. Shame on you.

[meat2veg @meat2veg]

@Londonist Spent a whole day doing Ipcress file locations in 2007. Presmartphone.

[meat2veg @meat2veg]

Are you male, and in London? Were you travelling southbound on the Bank branch of the Northern line this morning? Did you get off at Old Street?
Were you carrying a Hurley Stick?

Take your backpack off on a crowded tube you fucking bellend.

[meat2veg @meat2veg]

Look at this absolute clown.

[Otto English @Otto_English]

This - genuinely - is the maddest petition I've ever seen.

[meat2veg @meat2veg]

@triplemeister Trying to work across the internet, guv. No games here.

[meat2veg @meat2veg]

Hey @JasonManford my @Plusnet isn’t working. Sort it out, yeah?

[meat2veg @meat2veg]

If anyone is trying to use the wifi at Luton Airport, there is actually a bit of 4G signal by Nolitos and The Smithfield. It is better than the wifi.

[meat2veg @meat2veg]

@AskPS_UK Hello hello hello. My PS5 just threw up the permanent suspension message while my children were watching a film. We don’t know why - I’ve had no email about it. And you don’t appear to have any method for me to enquire about it.
What can I do?

[meat2veg @meat2veg]

@greateranglia @marksonofjohn Perhaps you could inform our driver, then, as he doesn’t know that.

[meat2veg @meat2veg]

@darrengrimes You could just not watch it, Darren. And then you won’t get upset.