mecklejay

Give a man a little luck, and anything'll do for brains.

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ancient

Are you team "ain-chint" or team "ank-shint"?

(PS if you say "ank-shint" then get your life together)

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@_therealdeal__ @Patriots Seriously. If a first-year coach is horribly inept, that's one thing, but if you KNOW a team is going to have a rough year then its coach shouldn't be fired based on W/L record. Just look at Detroit. Campbell's Lions went 3-13-1 in his first year, but they knew that going in.

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@JaidenAnimation @Alpharad Holy smokes, did you guys know that Hatsune Miku did the original version of the Nyan Cat song?? Obviously this particular upload isn't that old, but this song came first! 🤯

https://t.co/MxE17BF4RC

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@hankgreen Just goes to show - if you think you have an easy solution to a complex problem, it's generally a safe bet that someone else thought of it too and there's a good reason it hasn't been done.

Like, did this guy really think "just dig more wells then" was gonna blow minds?

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@triggered_tees @SillyZooUSA @JoshuaPHilll Wow, you've seen every shooting and categorized them, and came out to 90%? That's amazing!

He said, sarcastically. Sod off with that bullshit. What are you, 12?

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@bkiser81 @JoshuaPHilll If the crime you're being stopped for has a sentence of anything less than death, an officer of the law should NOT discharge their weapon other than in self-defense. They're not allowed to sentence you to death without trial, whether you're burgling or speeding or whatever else.

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@ThatSilentAlt @Grummz I mean, for one that isn't the Hero of Time, so

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@AndreVimba @baldynosehair24 @ZionFreedom1 @booyakabungaIa So how do you decide which words you're going to capitalize?

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@Carly_Bravada @SobrietyCM @Grummz @NintendoAmerica I mean, same with Ditto and legendaries, but it wasn't actually established during Gen I because genders weren't incorporated. Nobody knew or could tell that those were genderless because ALL Pokémon were (excepting the Nidoran lines).

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@Brehmstorm @ChaosCharza @Schaffrillas Petty? That stretches beyond a difference of opinion and creeps into the territory of "fundamental differences in basic values and core beliefs."

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@CascaStar @BoundaryBreak Sales figures say you've got a minority opinion there.

You're certainly entitled to it, don't get me wrong! But your tone implies an absolute truth that doesn't really hold.

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@ProZD Bottom to top:

A slice of bread fried in butter, a modest amount of mayo, turkey, a slice of provolone, two strips of bacon torn in half in a # shape, lettuce, sliced raw onion, a modest amount of mayo (holds the onion in place), and a slice of bread fried in butter.

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@HeroDividend So I've read this screenshot before.

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@des3r7 @misbehavingpj @MrAcosta82 @shay3322 Thinking that all Muslims are like that is like thinking that all Christians behave like the lunatics in the Westboro Baptist Church.

They're a small fraction of extremists.

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@stoicskeptic @iamjohnoliver A comedy news show has regular punchlines sprinkled onto its news?

I am shocked. SHOCKED, I say.

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@tylerduran21 @Parzival_jay Is there an in-universe reason for these two to look like twins

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@RealDWillis @Clippers_steve @floyd_wiggy @maddenifico >If someone decided to kick your door in

Jesus, how common do you think this is? This batshit paranoia always comes from the same crowd who claimed that a piece of fabric on a face was a sign of "living in fear".

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@DASCOM2022 @naretevduorp It speaks to differences in core values. That's pretty important in a friendship.

Most of my oldest friends are more conservative than me, and it's fine because we're respectful and don't worry about it. Thing is, they never went over the conspiracy/far right cliff.

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I bought this stupid ‘murica ice cream only to open it up and start laughing because it just occurred to me that it’s the fucking French flag.

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