Alex

Female Gucci Mane💜

[Alex @meepatron_]

Who up touchin’ they butt

[Alex @meepatron_]

@VivVivyourViv Right in front of them

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

Golden retriever men, goofballs, criminals, and artists. What do they all have in common? ENERGY. Men are largely stingy with energy, to them nothing is really worth doing, they simply refuse to do exist on this plane.

The average human male walks around as if having to breath is a chore he has been unfairly tasked with, his underdeveloped Y chromosome having left him with a lack of connection to life. This is why they would rather live in filth than lift a finger to pick up after themselves, why only a man could conceive of something as horrifying as the gooncave. Most of them teeter on the precipice of s*icidal ideation with the promise of possible ejaculation being the only thing holding them back from the edge.

You can smell how much a man resents being here, how much he longs for the preconsciousness slumber of the spirit womb. And this feature, which most men have due to their poor karma that has resulted in them being born male, is the most fundamental thing that women find unattractive in men. Not being bald, not being fat, not being weird, not being poor. It is the lack of life force that is so unshakably repulsive to women. It is a glaring flaw in the foundation of your very being that women find so repellent that they would rather die alone than be tied to you for life if given the choice. That ugly fat guy you know who’s really funny and always has girlfriend? He simply acts like he’s interested in existing.

Women are so desperate for a man who will do something, that has any semblance of life and movement in him, that a minority of them will even end up fetishizing criminals. It’s all just misdirected longing for something that women know they need in a man- life.

Women don’t like assholes and sociopaths, they like energy, because life is energy and women are tasked with creating new life. This is why the golden retriever man and the criminal, despite seeming like polar opposites on the surface, will both succeed in dating. Because they have something more important in common.

They will succeed though with different subsets of women, those subsets being based on those women’s sense for energy which been calibrated by their respective environments. Not all energy is created equal. A woman raised in a high adrenaline environment will recognize adrenaline as her primary energy and will be attracted to that in men (criminals, sociopaths, keto enthusiasts). A woman raised in an environment based on sustainable energy will recognize the high energy of gregariousness, friendliness, kindness, patience, curiosity, openness, and the love for a sweet little treat in men.

Women are right to reject your rejection of life. Do something or perish.

[prin 𖤍 @velcrolezbo]

when a baby realizes another baby is babier than them i genuinely cry my eyes out

[Alex @meepatron_]

@behappy5467 @ambassadorious @J_Utah1991 @JakeOlson61 Just get a headlamp for your outdoor walks or whatever else you need to be doing in mid-January at 5:30pm.

[A Vols Fan @An0malee]

The daylight savings dorks have picked a fight they can't finish. At the end of this we will have permanent standard time like God intended.

[Alex @meepatron_]

Do not fucking sleep on Paula Deen’s corn salad

[Alex @meepatron_]

Life was better during my Stereolab phase

[Alex @meepatron_]

Early access Field Museum Pokémon exhibit >:)

[Alex @meepatron_]

@OpSilverBak @alexmwangi0 @forallcurious I’m not a Bill Gates defender but the goal is to reduce deadly diseases like dengue, malaria, etc that are carried by mosquitoes. The Wolbachia mosquito trials are actually showing great results and are reducing human deaths and hospitalizations. Ppl just love to hate w/o reading

[Alex @meepatron_]

It’s Analog Summer guys. Buy a notepad, get a Walkman, invest in CDs and DVDs, read a book... UNPLUG DAT PHONE BAE ITS 1984 OUT HERE!!!
[tweeted from iPhone]
#AnalogSummer #summer2026 #movement #politics

[audrey @phlegmme]

A single green pea just rolled into traffic on the 405

[Alex @meepatron_]

Christmas twerk, tomorrow @ 9am sharp. Who’s with me?

[Alex @meepatron_]

@wedikaleb @bighazeleyeddoe @anonymousREX17 @redmischa Justice for MILFs

[barb @wilmontouch]

and to think we only got this beautiful scene because rob reiner met his future wife during when harry met sally’s production and fell so in love that he changed the ending so harry and sally could end up together too. rip rob reiner and his wife michele :

[Alex @meepatron_]

Instead of killing yourself, just write and defend an 80 page thesis. then kill yourself after

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: ICE just tried to deport this woman, but there was just one problem — she was Native American.

You read that right: Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) — the agency supposedly tasked with deporting undocumented immigrants — just tried to deport an Indigenous woman whose ancestors have been here for thousands of years.

Leticia Jacobo, a 24-year-old member of Arizona’s Salt River Pima-Maricopa Indian Community, was born in Phoenix — but that didn’t stop ICE from trying to ship her “back” to a country she doesn’t even belong to.
Here’s how this jaw-dropping injustice unfolded: Jacobo was sitting in a Polk County, Iowa jail after being booked for allegedly driving with a suspended license — nothing violent, nothing serious.
Her mother, Ericka Burns, was preparing to pick her up and bring her home when jail staff dropped a bombshell: “She’s not being released. ICE is coming to deport her.”

Her mom was stunned. “How can you deport her?” she asked. “She’s Native American!”
But the jail staff shrugged it off. They said they were “just holding her” for ICE. No one — not a single person — could explain how or why this was happening.

Jacobo’s family went into overdrive — calling, emailing, begging officials to stop what was about to become one of the most shameful bureaucratic blunders in modern history. They reached out to tribal leaders, shared pleas on Facebook, and even showed up at the jail with her birth certificate to prove she’s an American citizen.

And still, officials hesitated. Hours ticked by while ICE prepared to take her.

Finally, after an agonizing all-night standoff, she was released around 4:30 a.m. — barely.
And what’s ICE’s excuse? A “clerical error.”
Lt. Mark Chance from the Polk County Sheriff’s Office casually dismissed it as “human error.” Just a little mix-up, they said. The detainer was meant for someone else, and they just happened to attach it to the file of a Native American woman born on U.S. soil.

“We’ll have some meetings about it,” Chance said. “This is silly.”
Silly? This wasn’t “silly.” This was an attempted deportation of a woman whose people are the original inhabitants of this land, by a government agency that has no idea whose land it’s even on.

Let that sink in: the United States government almost deported an Indigenous woman from her own country.
This is what happens when an agency like ICE is given unchecked power — where “clerical errors” can destroy lives, and where systemic racism and dehumanization are written into the paperwork. If her family hadn’t fought like hell, Leticia Jacobo could have been vanished into ICE custody — another name lost in a broken, brutal system.

It’s time to abolish this corrupt and incompetent agency that can’t even tell the difference between an immigrant and an Indigenous citizen.
Because if ICE can come for Native Americans, they can come for anyone.

Please like and share if you’re as outraged by this as we are!

[Jerry Beansprout @jerrybaglover]

Test your fucking coke guys 💔💔💔

[yawnito @yawnito]

@lilleethaa Going to the doctor feels like trying to win a court case

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

for non ahs fans this is like rihanna returning to music