meezus

I have a lot of thoughts. Here they come.

[💜🧚🏼 @moon_prncss]

you’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time

[ku wo❌an @ku_women]

Make sure yall are careful on the roads tonight, all the men are drunk so the women are driving

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

not even joking when i say this is one of the greatest songs of all time

[Kassie Watt @kassieepstein]

I am begging the @wickedmovie marketing team to invite these guys to ANY of the premiere events PLEASE

[meezus @meezus__]

Anyone else feel like the Internet’s Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Diagnoses is starting to feel like a horoscope? Over broad with wide ranging generalities that actually apply to every single human being…….

[meezus @meezus__]

@instagram I have not, do not, and will not ever repost a video to threads. Please just let me post to story. Stop trying to trick me into using your stupid app. It’s not my fault it’s failing. Stop trying to make threads happen.

[joshua steinman (🇺🇸,🇺🇸) @JoshuaSteinman]

I can’t believe he was allowed to live

[reb @rebmasel]

you mean she’s reaching!!!! for something in the distance!!!!! so close she can almost taste it!!!!! releasing her inhibitions!!! FEELING THE RAIN ON HER SKIN????? NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL IT FOR HER! only she can let it in!! no one else, no one else!

[Paul Rust @paulrust]

Leonard Cohen finishes writing “Hallelujah,” stands up from the piano, calls a close friend on the phone and says “I think I’ve just written the perfect song for the sad montage in Shrek.”

[meezus @meezus__]

Kohls Cash > Old Navy Super Cash

[meezus @meezus__]

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. PETA please be serious

[PETA @peta]

We’re lucky turkeys would never do this to us—you don’t have to do it to them, either.

Art by @freebison

[meezus @meezus__]

Please stop making me read your caption on your stupid video to get the information you’re trying to give me.

**Want to know the secret to eternal happiness?**
~Make sure to read the caption!~

Put the answer in the video I’m watching!!!!

[meezus @meezus__]

I hate when the car driving behind you is late for work and they’re making it YOUR problem. Like sorry you hit snooze one too many times Sharon but get off my ass

[meezus @meezus__]

@natebargatze please do Hot Ones

[meezus @meezus__]

I kiiiiiind of get it…..but braille menus being offered in the McDonald’s….drive thru……kind of nuts……

[meezus @meezus__]

PLEASE @mulaney stop adding tour dates. Please. I’m so tired for you.