Mef ToNℹ️

subject follows object, object follows form

[Mef ToNℹ️ @meftoni]

@FRSCNigeria, ATTN: CRS command.
the gridlock building up at iwuru,Biase LGA is a dangerous 1. urgent action please. #TRUCKS & HD VEHICLES!

[Tawadotcom @Tawadotcom]

always interesting

[Mef ToNℹ️ @meftoni]

@Evri_UKCourier : it's embarrassing that I can't reach out for assistance from you and I sent a parcel since 17th June within UK which has not been delivered also sent several mails and no response

[Mef ToNℹ️ @meftoni]

@Evri_UKCourier : it's embarrassing that I can't reach out for assistance from you and I sent a parcel since 17th June within UK which has not been delivered also sent several mails and no response

[FlourishWithLaurin @itsmelaurin]

🔥 Marriage Was Never Designed to Make You Happy 🔥

Passion comes and goes.

The real question is whether you can keep choosing each other when the excitement fades.

Marriage doesn’t reveal your soulmate—it reveals your character, your patience, and your ability to grow alongside another imperfect person.

[Nkirukamma @SabinaNkiru]

When unscrupulous waywardness meets intentional stupidity.

That mother is as guilty as her husband.

[Mef ToNℹ️ @meftoni]

#putin should have stopped this war when the ovation was loudest +when #trump stepped in...he might be disgraced by a small nation**

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

Russia is escorting fuel trucks with anti-aircraft cannons because of Ukraine's drones

They are now forced to focus on the rear as well as the front

Quagmire

[Dr Penking™ @drpenking]

This is insane skills from Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Thierry Henry

[Ghost 👨🏽‍💻🇨🇦 @Madridghost1]

My father pulled me aside in 1979 and whispered a secret about women. It saved me then. It's still protecting my destiny now.

[taolibuyan @yanguolius48207]

Escape from the Brink: A Wild Rabbit's Narrow Victory

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Touching Moment Soldiers exchange heartfelt goodbyes before proceeding into enemy territory

[DON “Tobechukwu” Ade 👑 @Row_Haastrup]

I see Nigerians cross over to Europe or to North America & say they really don’t go to church anymore, nor take God seriously — I think they are stupidly & foolishly ignorant.

Only if they know that they need God even more than they ever need Him back in Nigeria.

Same countries where witches publicly & unashamedly enter into grocery stores to cast spell on the food you will buy for yourself & family to eat, is where you are saying you don’t need to hold God tight? You are foolish sir & ma, & you are not aware.
You eat such food, use such items & you wonder why you give birth to children who eventually become a burden to you, or you wonder why why your marriage is under so much tension, heading for divorce?
Or you wonder why depression becomes the order of the day?
Wonder no more — these environments are way more demonically entrenched than you can ever imagine.

Or is it in Calgary where up to 50% of stores in Centre street alone are owned by witches/those operating in core witchcraft (those who know know), & you go there to shop, is where you say you don’t need God?

I pity you so much; I really pity you

[Gabonie @soultie1988]

"Zombie way na one way jo ŕa joʻ"
These guys did justice to the choreography of Zombie by Fela.

They took the dancing personal.
I never expected the ending.

[FinestDoveTruth @FinestDoveTruth]

The Uk 🇬🇧 government is finding every means possible to stop the naturalisation of many legal migrants who came here during Covid.

Let’s be honest about what happened.

When the country needed workers in the NHS, care homes, transport, logistics, they opened the door.

People left their countries, families, and stability to come and fill those gaps.

Now?

The goalpost is moving!

You paid:

• IHS fee
• Visa application fee
• Visa renewal fee

And you’re expected to pay:

• ILR fee
• Life in the UK test
• British passport fee

Thousands upon thousands of pounds.

All from people who:
1. Cannot access public funds
2. Pay full international tuition if they study
3. Are restricted from certain opportunities
4. Still show up to work and pay taxes

Tell me… what exactly is the problem here?

You pay:
1. Income tax
2. Council tax
3. National Insurance
4. Pension

Wait.

If you’re “not needed”, why are you paying into a pension system you may never benefit from?

Politicians are now everywhere sowing the seed of discord.
The Conservative Party under the leadership of @KemiBadenoch is pushing longer routes, up to 15 years to settle.

The @reformparty_uk party under the leadership of @Nigel_Farage wants to scrap ILR entirely.

And voices within that circle are telling the public that migrants are a “£20,000 burden”.

A burden?

From people who are literally funding the system?

And then you have @Labour under the leadership of @10DowningStreet trying to sit on the fence.

Saying just enough to sound fair, but never enough to fix anything!

Here’s the truth;

You cannot invite people in,
Take their labour,
Take their taxes,
Take their money at every stage…

And then rewrite the rules when it’s time to honour your side.

That’s not policy.

That’s exploitation. Or modern day slavery.

If migrants are truly a burden…

Stop charging them.

Stop taxing them.

Stop depending on them.

But we all know you won’t.

What you all want is for people to continue

Paying.
Working.
Waiting.

Indefinitely.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

The Islamic imam who put 1million naira to any Muslim that can behead a pastor for preaching Jesus has said:

“…whoever carries out this job (of beheading the pastor), I swear to Allah I’ll give him one million naira. We have nothing to lose even if after beheading this pastor, the Arewa plunges into chaos, we have nothing to lose…”

Dear @OfficialDSSNG @PoliceNG
We know you will pretend not to see this. But we are bringing this to your attention again.

There are Muslim clerics in northern Nigeria who are openly calling for the beheading of Christian pastors.

Pls help retweet this for the world to see.

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“How To Survive a Snake Bite In Nigeria. Here Are The Fastest Ways To Save Your Life. With Prompt Action, You Can Survive Up To 24 Hours After a Snake Bite.” ~ Health Practitioner

[𝕌𝕘 🥀 @UgWrites]

A qualified doctor is about to leave the UK without ever getting a job.

She did everything right:

- Medical degree (Ukraine)
- 1 year internship (Ukraine)
- Passed PLAB 1 & 2
- GMC registered
- Fully licensed

Over 12 months of applications.

Rejection after rejection.

She even did clinical attachments in UK hospitals to improve his chances.

Still nothing.

Now her visa is about to expire.

And the only "offer" she’s found?

£10,000 for a Certificate of Sponsorship as a health care assistant.

Let that sink in.

A trained doctor ready to work,
But the system won’t let her in💔

How many more are in this exact situation?

[Omar Zarma @Lanko_C]

Upon my return to Abuja, I was parked by a soldier on duty who asked where I was heading, and I mentioned FCT. He politely asked if could lift one of his colleagues to Abuja, and I said it was fine.

When I was few meters close to Giri junction, I asked the officer his route, he was heading to Zuba while I was going through Lugbe axis to the town. I told him Zuba isn’t far. Transport is around 2-300 Naira.

I asked if he was going to stop there(Zuba), or he was heading somewhere. He then told me he was going home to see for the first time after 10 months, his newly born twins. No permission was granted over the period. Sadly, he had to make the compulsory trip because his wife had called that one of the babies had died. And she urged him to come see the other twin in case he will die too.

I asked him why he didn’t leave earlier than he left. He replied that he waited with the hope that salaries will be paid, since today is second, but it wasn’t, unfortunately. How then do you intend to make it, I asked him. He showed me all the money he had on him –4,500 which wasn’t even enough to get him to his destination.

I could not help than give him 20k and I took his phone number, giving him my words that I will call to get information about the sick baby.

I want to ask a question, please 🙏🏻
Are these the soldiers we expect to lay down their lives in our protection? You’re owing soldiers, and you want them to be effective while fighting insecurity?

Sadly, this is really laughable.

Allahumma bārik.

BMT Ibira

[Oluwabukolami| ACADEMIC OPPORTUNITIES @eleshomorenike]

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[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

This is the difference between water and beer