Megan Kelly

I’m not really here anymore. Follow me over on @megankelly.bsky.social.

[Splatter Chatter Podcast 🏳️‍🌈 @SplttrChttr666]

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Join us down in the boiler room alongside special guest @meg_elly as we head to Springwood, Ohio to discuss Wes Craven’s iconic, game-changing slasher. Come for the warm milk, stay for the midriffs, and whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.
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[Megan Kelly @meg_elly]

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[Megan Kelly @meg_elly]

What are the logistics behind the idea that the government is spawning hurricanes? Are we saying they planted a giant KitchenAid mixer in the Gulf of Mexico when they can’t even manage to align on whether they want my laptop inside or outside of my bag at the airport?

[Megan Kelly @meg_elly]

I am suing Joe Locke for emotional damages. If anyone wants to join and make it a class action, please have your lawyer reach out to my lawyer.

[Megan Kelly @meg_elly]

Just to be completely clear, this is much nicer than most emails I send in a day at my low-stakes marketing job. If my MOM was in DANGER, you would see flames coming out of the screen.

[Claire @claireXanda]

“ Meghan was awful to staff , sending emails at 5 am in the morning, reducing men to tears ” .
The email and the man in question .

[Megan Kelly @meg_elly]

“I’ve gotta quit putting my favorite artists and creators on pedestals,” she says to herself for the 11th time in 6 months. #theregoesmyhero

[Megan Kelly @meg_elly]

POV: You made @craiggors watch the Suits pilot over the weekend.

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"At my public rallies, I’ve always done my best to rile up disaffected voters with needlessly violent rhetoric. So imagine my shock when a disaffected voter showed up to one of my public rallies and committed a needless act of violence."
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[Megan Kelly @meg_elly]

Avril, my bestie. My girl. Listen. You already released a greatest hits album in 2002. It’s called Let Go. We really don’t need any of the other stuff.

[Avril Lavigne Updates @AvrilNewsFans]

🎥 | Avril Lavigne's new promotional video for her "Greatest Hits" album

[Megan Kelly @meg_elly]

Driving around in Ireland has given me a new appreciation for a lot of things.

One of those things is the US Interstate system.

[Megan Kelly @meg_elly]

Is it like a vicarious fantasy? Like do a lot of people secretly want to date NFL players?

[Megan Kelly @meg_elly]

I’d like to preface this by saying that I fully support people enjoying whatever makes them happy as long as it’s not hurting anyone. But I am genuinely trying to understand why so many people care about Taylor Swift’s football boyfriend. What is it that we are getting from this?

[Megan Kelly @meg_elly]

@elspunko My first sexual awakening was Jesse Bradford in Clockstoppers.

My second sexual awakening was Andrew Garfield smashing that laptop and saying “you better lawyer up, asshole.”

[Megan Kelly @meg_elly]

I don't know if I've ever been more hurt by a streaming service.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

'iCarly' Sequel Canceled at Paramount+ https://t.co/RjVrYsDaDq

[Megan Kelly @meg_elly]

Bought a pair of the Khloe Kardashian jeans and can confirm they’re amazing. I’m livid.

[Megan Kelly @meg_elly]

@AOAriel 😘

[Megan Kelly @meg_elly]

I took my teenage cousins out to dinner and the waitress thought I was their mom. Does anyone have any recommendations for a good retinol?

[Megan Kelly @meg_elly]

@LaurenIsNow I refuse to look too closely at my roots nowadays. Living in ignorance is my jam.

[Megan Kelly @meg_elly]

@LaurenIsNow I too was a Matchbox Twenty tween