Megan Murphy

Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going

[amelia✨ @thepedrolorian]

when I’m watching a movie with my family and I think of a fun movie fact:

[Faith H @faithsface]

God knew Joe Burrow and Rhianna in the same stadium would be too powerful 😔

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

the older i get i realize my mom was right, but i just didn’t like her tone

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Today is my 32nd birthday.

Over the last month, I asked several 90-year-olds what advice they would give to their 32-year-old selves.

Here's the life advice everyone needs to hear:

[Zoe Camp @jzcamp]

How are we doing on breadsticks over here

[brandon ♡ @brandonwong1004]

Me on Friday when #SpotifyWrapped drops

[brooke @ladyefron]

Sorry I’m 3 hours late someone was watching me parallel park

[Caitlin @caithuls]

Overnight Oats sounds like the name of a racehorse who sucks

[charlie @chunkbardey]

hey do you need any help in the kitchen?? please say no please say no please say no

[sasha landau @sglandau]

if i was Edward Cullen I would spend all my time hanging around the grocery store waiting for people to think their pin number and committing massive credit card fraud instead of dating a teenager but ok

[smerobin @smerobin]

I introduced my dad to binge watching and half way through the 5th season of Breaking Bad he declared, 'This is the weirdest movie I've ever seen, it's so long.'

[Mr. Aquemini @hirozephyrr]

I am not a silver ball experiencing simple physics, I am fighting for my life

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

"it's 77 but it feels like 85" ok then we need a new system for interpreting what the temperature is because only one of those numbers matters

[Myles Davies @mylesdavies]

OMG this is the greatest interview ever!!!!! Quick, someone auto tune….

[Dap 🦍 @theDapperilla]

My dad when I follow google maps instead of the path he yells from the backseat

[Ben Mekler @benmekler]

Gen Z will never understand growing up with parents who basically poured a gallon of milk into your body with a funnel every day because Big Milk told them that if we didn’t drink enough our bones would go soft and we’d turn into pudding people and get kidnapped at the mall