♡ M e g ♡

my main goal is to blow up and act like I don’t know nobody

[♡ M e g ♡ @meg_rob_]

Tbf there are worse words beginning with N she could have used

[♡ M e g ♡ @meg_rob_]

Good evening, my day started by having an elderly woman on the phone saying “N like Nazi” when spelling her name to me :)

[♡ M e g ♡ @meg_rob_]

@OctopusEnergy hi! Been trying to switch over my houses account that currently owned by the previous tenant and I’m finding it very difficult

[♡ M e g ♡ @meg_rob_]

I’m sorry what, my man is out here proposing family plans

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

I can’t even enjoy the last of us cuz whenever that pedro guy is on screen I start giggling blushing kicking my feet and twirling my hair

[Nevin Johnson @nev_in_color]

The film. 🤝 The photos.

[Natali Simmonds @NJSimmondsbooks]

Me, to my 11 yo: What do you want to do for your 12th birthday party in Feb?
Her: I want a Potato Book party
Me: What's that?
Her: Just something I came up with. We serve 6 different types of potatoes, everyone brings their books, and we read.

Genius!

[♡ M e g ♡ @meg_rob_]

These rock bottoms keep getting more rock bottomyer

[♡ M e g ♡ @meg_rob_]

Tryna date online is so draining like men are so forward and im tryna get to know them but they seem to have little to no interest in actually getting to know me it’s dehumanising and degrading

[♡ M e g ♡ @meg_rob_]

Why is caitlyn Jenner transphobic

[Caitlyn Jenner @Caitlyn_Jenner]

. @MarshaBlackburn thank you for speaking out and having a backbone - one of the best senators we have. Let’s not ‘normalize’ any of what this person is doing. This is absurdity!

[♡ M e g ♡ @meg_rob_]

The way to succeed in hospitality as person in their mid 20’s is to be all the teenage runners best friend. I basically have an army of 16-18 year olds. Are they all taller than me?? Yes. Does that matter? No I gossip with them

[♡ M e g ♡ @meg_rob_]

My period makes me feel nothing but hatred and rejection about myself and I really don’t know how to deal with it

[♡ M e g ♡ @meg_rob_]

I won the lottery (got a taxi first try in central London)

[♡ M e g ♡ @meg_rob_]

I hope all my coworkers enjoyed me breaking the news to them that the queen has died by shouting “86 BIG LIZ”

[julia hava @binchcity]

Being 25 means you’re too old for Leo DiCaprio and too young for Yung Gravy

[♡ M e g ♡ @meg_rob_]

I was remembering the whole Eugenia coney situation and how she came back for a little bit and looked healthier and I went to go see if she’s on that same track and she’s not she’s literally looking sicker than before and. Or I’m just really sad

[juni @wtfffjuni]

entering my villain era (my birthday month)

[♡ M e g ♡ @meg_rob_]

@Gopuff_Support what is the point of giving me a discount code in a notification and then giving me no way to save it and use it? Clicked on the notification to use it and it’s disappeared

[♡ M e g ♡ @meg_rob_]

Why is Ross Lynch making me feel some type of way. What in the Disney channel original movie is this

[samantha @milkygoddess]

i was not put on this earth to forgive and forget i was put here to be a hater