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[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

We gotta start walking in places and loudly saying “$20 for a SANDWICH????” and then immediately walking back out

[cunty phil kessel @fkatbhabhi]

it’s The most beautiful place and ovechkin is in shorts and has a hockey stick

[sean a. throw that boyz II men on @SeanAkiC]

@MountainGenera Then cancer took the best to ever do it. Rob ford may you be smoking crack in heaven

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

Toronto’s crack smoking mayor

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

[sextina acab-fina @giltcomplex]

shout out to the person who said they solved my crossword and didn't know what 'orlando bloom' was and just assumed it was a wnba team

[mus @_seamusharvey]

"you gotta see the odyssey in imax 70mm"

i will be watching it in 3-5 months on the back of a Delta seat, thx

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

women be like “I needed this” and it’s just Andrew Tate being arrested in polyester chinos and ballet flats

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

you can just say "okay" when someone tells you to do something and not do it. i learned that from men

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Ochocinco breaking down the athletic failures of a 65 year old man who was trucked by a bison. No other website like it

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

THIS is what’s really ICONIC,,, my girl Paris Hilton stepped up to help cover the hotel rooms so the entire women’s hockey team can go to the ESPYS together next week.

Very proud to be a Hilton Honors Diamond member,!!

[Doug @DougEatDoug]

Friday wedding on a basketball court with a RAFFLE?? Please stop telling me things about this wedding.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

This is literally a scene from The Office 😭

[Grace @gracecamille_]

idk i just feel like “JUST&T” could have been workshopped a bit lol

[Deebs @DeebsFLA]

My wife, showing me where the salsa jar is in the fridge, after I looked for five minutes, and insinuated she was lying:

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

Why is this type of photo only taken in the UK

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

how life feels when the team you jumped on the bandwagon for two weeks ago wins the championship in a sport you don’t normally watch

[Jonathan Demme Dickrider @decoyrobot]

The Knicks winning every game except the one Trump was at is better lore than if they actually won every game

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Dr. Seuss getting into the #SummerHouse mess 😩💀

[Colb @___Colb___]

They booed louder for Trump than they did for the Spurs you gotta respect it LMFAO