Megan Reed

Lettering artist. Probably awkward, definitely fun.

[DWY @dyymondwy]

Can we normalize not having to be busy in order to be left alone.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

[Megan Reed @megleighletters]

Tonight Brandon told me the lettuce I chopped for our salads was too small to stab but too big to scoop. Unrelated, I’m selling my husband.

[Megan Reed @megleighletters]

My hope for this quarantine is that people forget bell bottoms were trying to come back.

[Megan Reed @megleighletters]

My hairdresser is gonna be pissed when she sees how many split ends I trimmed by myself with a pair of blunt scissors.

[Megan Reed @megleighletters]

Family figuring out Zoom right now is the beginning of an unhealthy relationship where they demand your time simply because they know you don’t have any other plans.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[Megan Reed @megleighletters]

There’s no manners anymore. Caught myself licking my plate clean this morning like a savage.

[Megan Reed @megleighletters]

Now that I’m not leaving the house I’m back on my garlic and onions bullshit.

[caprice crane @capricecrane]

The shortage of soap in grocery stores shows us that the supply chain was never set up for men to wash their hands.

[Megan Reed @megleighletters]

Hey @netflix, it’s time to do the right thing and give us back #Friends. We’ve had a shitty 2020, it’s the least you could do.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

yas honey the roaring twenties are BACK. the stock market? CRASHING. global pandemic? SPREADING. my speakeasy? THRIVING. my asscheeks? FLAPPING.

[Megan Reed @megleighletters]

Guy at the gym wearing nitrile gloves like he doesn’t know all he gotta do is touch his face.

[Megan Reed @megleighletters]

My favorite way to do the dishes is to go in the other room where there aren’t any.

[Megan Reed @megleighletters]

Never wanted to be the type of person who smells like they eat a lot of onions and garlic, but here we are.

[Megan Reed @megleighletters]

X also sucks okay bye

[Megan Reed @megleighletters]

K is one of the worst letters to letter and I’ll die on that hill.

[Megan Reed @megleighletters]

@FlatlandCavalry Cry Lonely by CCR

[Megan Reed @megleighletters]

Open up Facebook and it's three people selling makeup, one promoting some yogurt, and another selling kitchen shit. Close Facebook, hello Twitter.