Meg Lyons

actually hilarious.

[Raina 🍅 @rainamertz]

Taylor Swift coming to Green Bay is the biggest thing to happen to Wisconsin since the invention of cheese

[Meg Lyons @meglyons]

.@fordnation can’t wait to see what you and your office *won’t* do about rent control! so excited for my next rent increase (after a 12% and 19% increase the last two years!) love that my landlord can continue to drain my bank accounts and savings instead of getting a real job 🥰

[CTV News Toronto @CTVToronto]

Two sisters were shocked when a Toronto landlord raised their rent by $7,000 per month. https://t.co/Uf3DnRm06r

[Laura Marie @lmegordon]

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time.

[Cadence Weapon @cadenceweapon]

Now that the Michelin Guide is coming to Toronto, The Keg will finally get the international respect that they so richly deserve

[Rob 🚀 @RJSzczerba]

The most logical thing I’ve seen all week

[Meg Lyons @meglyons]

@cowboydylan merry Christmas

[Minion Death Cult Podcast @miniondeathcult]

What the heck

[fish marriage @corviiid]

being friends with americans is so fucking weird you guys are so weird you think all your brands and experiences are universal you'll just be like yeah on sunday i went to the dongbonkles for a stack of bepleys dinkyes like im supposed to fucking know what that means by default

[Skoog @Skoog]

meme account on ig tries to show that coronavirus is fake and then gets destroyed by math

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Non binary people are non binary. And I will never understand why some people are bothered by this. Life is short. Let people be who they are. It doesn’t concern you!!!

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

If I say “Black Lives Matter” and your response is “All Lives Matter” I find that very frustrating. It’s like if I asked “what’s 2+2” and you said “it isn’t 3” you’re not wrong but, that isn’t a solution to the problem.

[LMR @thetangay]

“How are you doing?”
Me:

[Eric Spiegelman @ericspiegelman]

My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine, it's called "Why Are You Doing It That Way?" and there are no winners

[Meg Lyons @meglyons]

week three of #socialdistancing and @cowboydylan is *this close* to being banned from podcasts because he won’t stop cackling by himself across the room from me @spittinchiclets

[clara T @ramencult]

Joe Exotic is Steve Irwin’s Wario

[Meg Lyons @meglyons]

it’s been a week of #socialdistancing and I’ve learned that @cowboydylan does every task: 1) not the way I would do it and therefore 2) wrong

[Maggie Trabucco @maggietrabucco]

If you were to board a flight tomorrow, would your primary concern be A) COVID-19 or B) the fact that an individual with Peter Weber’s decision making ability could be operating the aircraft?

[katie ✨ @katiecantspell]

do you think bernie will let you guys use the metric system like a normal country?

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

You really want a safe place? Go to Taco Bell. No judgment in there. Want to eat 5,000 calories? Do it. Take a nap afterward right in the booth. One time I saw a lady come in and dump every single hot sauce packet into her purse. No one said a damn thing. That’s how you Live Mas.