Megan

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

Every second that I’m not in bed I’m thinking about how badly I wanna be horizontal in bed and whenever I’m horizontal in bed I think yes I love being horizontal in my bed.

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

Like pls.

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Please watch every second of this and pass it on.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Body: it’s bedtime

Brain: that’s adorable

[Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE]

Waking up has backfired on me so many times

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

yes

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

“Do you remember?”

Me:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me looking at what's about to turn into a missed call

[𝔞𝔭𝔦𝔣𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔶 🪩 @dragraceher]

Trisha Paytas using a picture of Trinity The Tuck's Snatch Game when talking about Caitlyn Jenner is absolutely sending ME 😭

[em @shinywiglett]

please lhglkgkgkgkf

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

someone lighting a cigarette:

me:

[Jenni @hashjenni]

A BREAK. A fuckin break.

[Megan @megtront]

I’m at the age where I’m not as agile as I once was, but I’m too young to realize that

[star 💫 @stxrinsky]

never forget 💀

[trash jones @jzux]

“what’s your gut reaction” oh usually nausea

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

not to spoil the eclipse for y'all but bella chooses edward lol