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I'm outis. Possibly 87% cat. My job is to tell folks they're wrong. Married w/ two 7yos, two corgis, one cat, and many brackish 🦐s and 🐌s. I was here first!

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WHY IS THERE NOT A BRA OF HOLDING

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@MadTrigeredGame Just admit that you're butthurt bc you are not attractive to women lmao

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This Kratos discourse about men who want to feel strong and think that makes women want them is hilarious. Meanwhile, what women actually want is

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@MadTrigeredGame Very gay for women to be attracted to men

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@MadTrigeredGame I believe you meant to say "when," but also there is a reason that these five are the very obvious boy band tropes. Feel free to use NSYNC or Backstreet Boys. They're basically the same.

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@JessPected @televisualities More correct than the other options lmao

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@SweetT2091799 @vulgarweed @P3droHB_ Also why is his nipple trying to escape

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@SweetT2091799 @vulgarweed @P3droHB_ Nevermind. He should not smile.

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@P3droHB_ Meanwhile, women are wanting this

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@hegelpill @oghofer @CathyYoung63 I'm garbage at crochet though. Idk why; it's not that different??

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@hegelpill @oghofer @CathyYoung63 Oh shit I missed that you also said knit. I have knitted so many hats. Circular needles are just so fun. I'm in the middle of knitting myself a matching hat and scarf set as I watch Dr Stone.

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@hegelpill @oghofer @CathyYoung63 I plan to display it right above my current shrimp tank. Or maybe my husband will let me have more shrimp tanks and I can put it above them. I really want more shrimp and tanks. Maybe I'll even add some fish.

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@hegelpill @oghofer @CathyYoung63 Oh wait, here is a pic of my WIP shrimp meme embroidery (shrimp are my other hobby) if you can't read it, it says "ashes to ashes/ dust to dust / shrimp is bugs/ so evolve they must." The washable pen bled a bit.

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@hegelpill @oghofer @CathyYoung63 (this is part of a series for a quilt; there's also an apple with sunglasses and an angry orange and I'm still figuring out the fourth one. Don't have pics though(

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@hegelpill @oghofer @CathyYoung63 I love Trigun and veggies

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@hegelpill @oghofer @CathyYoung63 *much MORE

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@hegelpill @oghofer @CathyYoung63 Self portrait in sheer fabric (it's much not difficult)

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@oghofer My current embroidery project is a meme about shrimp. My husband was not involved in the creation of my brackish shrimp tank, and he's actively against me making just a few more freshwater shrimp tanks bc we don't have room or whatever. I'm going to get my amanos one day!!