Maria Hellman

[Maria Hellman @mehell]

@weareangelcity did the fire marshall approve this line? Barriers everywhere, exits closed. We are inside then outside, then inside again. If there is an earthquake we are all doomed…

[LA City Emergency Management Department (EMD) @ReadyLA]

Didn't get THIS Tuesday, but felt shaking from near Bakersfield? Some 1/2 million in range WERE alerted by #ShakeAlert. Another 50K JUST registered for the NEXT ones, to get EXTRA seconds to prepare! So can YOU! Info on the mobile app #MyShake & download: https://t.co/Sm1zWyHqX3

[Maria Hellman @mehell]

@NWSL Volemos

[Maria Hellman @mehell]

@brittlestar When I lived in Philadelphia area, they were always eating our rose bushes. https://t.co/OieEu4f9uo

[Maria Hellman @mehell]

@discoveryplus I will subscribe to discovery plus when it lets me watch Swedish @AllsvenskanSE in the USA

[Maria Hellman @mehell]

@AnnaLovesVoting Was it a hypothetical kid?

[Maria Hellman @mehell]

@rina_gill Redwall!

[Maria Hellman @mehell]

@AITA_online Add a 2$ option on your eBay site for “manly packaging”. Then he can decide if it is worth your extra effort .

[Maria Hellman @mehell]

@shereebekker @SgtDGumby This thread!

[Maria Hellman @mehell]

Couldn’t find any Killians Red, so I’m sitting here with a Smithwicks. Mmmmmm. Makes me want to visit Ireland

[Maria Hellman @mehell]

@subnomnomnom Circe-Madeline Miller, Blowout-Rachel Maddow

[Maria Hellman @mehell]

Thank you to @Wario64 and @TheSiteSupply for the ps-direct alerts!!!!!! I have tried so many times (including a kohls cancel) and I finally secured the bag!! Thanks also to @jakerandall for inspiring me to NOT GIVE UP. Love to all❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Maria Hellman @mehell]

@RBTrepessa @KimMangone @therecount I am more likely to donate to a candidate who uses actblue

[Maria Hellman @mehell]

This: https://t.co/nNonXX3YqL

[Maria Hellman @mehell]

@JoyceWhiteVance Keep the bottle in the freezer. Then drink shots. Then eat some picked herring to get rid of the burning sensation. Then drink some more aquavit to get rid of the fishy taste. Then eat some more herring to get rid of the burning. Then drink some more...

[Maria Hellman @mehell]

So apparently #costco has begun blocking emergency exits with stacks of pallets in order to deal with #panicbuying #panicshopping #lafd

[Maria Hellman @mehell]

@GifZelda It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

[Maria Hellman @mehell]

@JacquelynGill I have very fine hair. A colleague liked to use it to cut single cells in half. Every six months he would show up with a huge sissors and cut off a half inch chunk of nape-of-neck hair.

[Maria Hellman @mehell]

@marcellacomedy Can you move your hair please? I need to clean the vomit off the chair back.

[Maria Hellman @mehell]

@CeciliaQuick @beckyfs22 @marcellacomedy Much better to hand it back to her politely with a nice “Excuse me, I think you dropped this”