melanie

Born survivor, Slightly mad,Bit funny,Bit nice....Known as Naughty Nanny by my grandchildren.......I can't imagine why??....Always laughing!!!!

[melanie @melanie4467]

@stephenfry @Refugees It's awful. The innocent human cost is going to be truly horrifying. Heartbreaking to see people clinging to that plane and fighting to get on flights out or risking running. It's a case of stay and risk dying or flee and risk being killed. What a choice to have to make 😪

[melanie @melanie4467]

@stephenfry I hate it....Like the current trend to begin every sentence with Basically or So...Arrrrgh...☹🙄

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"You've got a missed call"
“I know, I was staring at my phone as I was missing it”

[melanie @melanie4467]

@nicktolhurst Absolutely ridiculous....I certainly wouldn't call marrying Boris Johnson a triumph on any level. Carrie Symonds is obviously a very deluded woman!!!!

[melanie @melanie4467]

@maxjoseph ...watching reruns of Catfish from Ep1 Series 1...Nev clean shaven, Nev stubble, Nev beard, Nev blonde hair...and watching yours turn white over the years...interesting watching the changes...and just when you think you seen it all, there's a shocking reveal. Love it!!

[melanie @melanie4467]

@NevSchulman @NevSchulman...Just watched a rerun of an episode where Charlemagne is standing in for Max...He was brilliant...!!

[melanie @melanie4467]

@Peston Yep I remember hearing the herd immunity theory the govt spouted...It's an insult to people's intelligence to deny it now. They got it wrong. At least have the guts to admit it

[melanie @melanie4467]

@EmmaKennedy @BorisJohnson God god....Bojo can actually write 🤣🤣

[melanie @melanie4467]

@NevSchulman @NevSchulman Love, love, love Catfish...Some truly jaw dropping moments. Watching on MTV in UK 🙂

[melanie @melanie4467]

@Aiannucci Clearly Covid has killed off any common sense that the UK gov may or probably may not have had....Why do they always put money before lives #completejoke

[melanie @melanie4467]

@Keir_Starmer This should have been done last year. I doubt we'd be in the mess we are now. New Zealand a case in point

[melanie @melanie4467]

@stephenfry @jayrayner1 😅😅😅 Mouth feel....love it....and may you and your better mouth feel have a very Happy and healthy New Year Mr Fry...hilarious...still laughing ...😅😅

[melanie @melanie4467]

If even half the children are off that would help. Kids get infected and take it home to their families. Already my daughter in laws school has many staff and kids off with positive Covid test. Some extremely sick. How high do the numbers have to get before someone, anyone acts??

[melanie @melanie4467]

I cannot believe that given the gravity of the situation we as a country are now facing that people like my daughter in law, a primary school teacher, are being forced back into work next week. I understand completely the need for key workers children to attend school. But not al

[melanie @melanie4467]

@JujuliaGrace It was obvious to most of the country this would happen. But yet again Boris has failed us and the NHS. Exhausted staff. Many people like myself that haven't seen family since May. Just lock us down and be done with it. It will be cheaper in the long run than treating 1000s more

[Natalie Rowe @RealNatalieRowe]

@JujuliaGrace @BorisJohnson Your aim is to crush the NHS. Start Fucking Funding the NHS instead of your chums bank accounts. People are DYING unnecessarily, NHS staff are at their limits, all under your watch. You RAT #BorisHasFailedTheNation

[melanie @melanie4467]

@LaureneDaycard Hi Laurène not sure how to DM. A journalist for who? And what kind of help do you think I can give you?

[melanie @melanie4467]

Because it's the law....🤣

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

When a Brit arrives at your house after an arduous journey, the law states that this exchange must take place:

“You made it then?”
“Just about!”

[melanie @melanie4467]

@SoVeryBritish And always call when 5 mins away. Otherwise I end up making my own tea. Always advise of imminent arrival 🤣

[melanie @melanie4467]

@SoVeryBritish Don't forget the very long discussions about tail backs on M25 due to roadworks, accidents, closures and diversions or the idiot driving in the middle lane at 30mph and not moving over, and bloody suicidal cyclists on the narrow lanes where I live!!