Milan Simnovec

Obsessed with football and pro wrestling. Wish I owned an original wrestlefest arcade machine.

[Milan Simnovec @melawn]

I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/s5aCxFhu3W #NBA #82and0

[Milan Simnovec @melawn]

I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/JuBp2Vwdqj #NBA #82and0

[Gary Stevenson @garyseconomics]

This is NOT a left right issue

[Laurence Holmes @LaurenceWHolmes]

How many of losses have the #Bears had in a row???

Let me ask The Pointer Sisters:

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

Me almost every day after 40

[Milan Simnovec @melawn]

I see the monorail salesman is really cleaning up Twitter/X, never had so many fake hooker accounts follow me before. Bang up job Musky.

[Milan Simnovec @melawn]

@TimHortons Walnut crunch, with possibly an upgrade to jumbo walnut crunch.
Ooooh, and maybe walnut crunch timbits?

[Milan Simnovec @melawn]

I wonder if it’s actually possible for a recipe website to not have nine million ads, an auto playing useless video, and a life story with each recipe. Maybe I’m just hoping for too much.

#PleaseTrySomeBetterIdeas #TrulyAnnoyedHomeCook #Recipes #UselessUX

[Milan Simnovec @melawn]

Shockingly, trusting an idiot hasn’t worked out well for Twitter. I’ll miss #Tweetbot

[Milan Simnovec @melawn]

My little dude isn’t so little anymore. He was so happy setting up his new desk today. Lordy I’m getting old. #DadThings https://t.co/VwvK0lzjLH

[Milan Simnovec @melawn]

My wife and kiddos make some damn cool Christmas crafts.
#DadThings #Christmas2022 https://t.co/Yb3hg599wQ

[Milan Simnovec @melawn]

Christmas means it’s time for me to make haystacks.
#DadThings #Christmas2022 https://t.co/cxSAFFA3rs

[Milan Simnovec @melawn]

I guess I should have typed "valued" in the last tweet. However the most basic function of edit still doesn't exist in an app involving typing content that's 16 years old.

[Milan Simnovec @melawn]

I've always pondered, whats the number of "searches you have appeared in" should make you feel value on linkedin?
#UselessFridayThoughts

[Cobra Commander @CobraCommander]

He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
Beware the surveillance state

[Milan Simnovec @melawn]

Every Christmas needs star power.
#Christmas #Mario #DadThings https://t.co/8GfgEfCucV

[luchablog @luchablog]

one thing twitter has done is introduced me to so many different people I wish I never knew

[Milan Simnovec @melawn]

#Halloween2022 #DadThings https://t.co/LchBWUH43t

[DHH @dhh]

"These mission statements involve no trade-offs, and thus offer no guidance. A mission statement that actually said 'fuck the customers, we strive for mediocrity, and this is all about the short term'? Now that would be worth printing." https://t.co/suaCVDPIEF

[Milan Simnovec @melawn]

Sometimes you need to follow a whole bunch of new people so you can purge your feed of people who just don’t work for you anymore.