Mel

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

You are utterly shameless.

Quite literally beyond shame.

[Mel @melba_tweeter]

@belle_epoque86 @shannonfordUSA You do know that 'artist in residence' doesn't actually mean they live there right?

[Warwick Davis @WarwickADavis]

Whilst waiting for @AmericanAir to fix the plane, I used the 4 hours to have some fun and create this song to air my frustrations with their service. #legroom.

[Mel @melba_tweeter]

What was the gold, silver and three bronze stars a clue about Ben Shepperd???? #maskedsingeruk

[Mel @melba_tweeter]

@NoContextBrits Heartburn!

[Mel @melba_tweeter]

@MusicDrama1 @jdpierceltd @SYMusicians @GarnockCampus The winners of winners concert on Tuesday was FANTASTIC!!

[Mel @melba_tweeter]

Invalid queue ID! Not funny Take That 😒

[Mel @melba_tweeter]

Please @bbcnews fix the sound on BBC news (it's playing like a fatboy slim remix of sentences). It's making my insomniac ears bleed!!

[Mel @melba_tweeter]

Is Sunday The First Day Of The Week? https://t.co/Vi3rECpVLN via @brilliantmaps

[Mel @melba_tweeter]

@olgatokariuk Maybe Trump is offering Alaska in return for peace in Ukraine?

[Mel @melba_tweeter]

@F1 This has made the F1 games so much more realistic for me - Charles is stealing my moves!!

[Mel @melba_tweeter]

Big Tech Fight Back https://t.co/GlTsxTtNwv

[Mel @melba_tweeter]

@UKPatriots2geva @KirstySNP No. At the moment you have to reach a certain total number of points. From the future you will need reach the points cut off AND to score four on at least one of the daily living questions.

[Mel @melba_tweeter]

@awkwardgoogle It's gotta be a Wetherspoons!

[Mel @melba_tweeter]

@bbceastenders Maybe it's Ian Beale that dies from sepsis for not getting that gunshot wound attended to!!!

[Mel @melba_tweeter]

@Tilskatoff Or just a dab of glue

[Mel @melba_tweeter]

@Tilskatoff They don't look broken. Just the teeny screw has popped out. Much cheaper to fix

[Mel @melba_tweeter]

@awkwardgoogle BUT when they report to be the word of God, it's convenient that God can time travel to update the grammar for the future.

[Mel @melba_tweeter]

@SpeedstormGame Why did the things to buy with vanity tokens become so expensive?? There used to be boxes for 600 now a single thing is either 5 or 6 thousand!!?

[Mel @melba_tweeter]

@SpeedstormGame Why isn't Anxiety an Inside Out season character? Why does she not apply to season boxes?