Who is Bobby Shmurda

[m @skitzocat]

the cigs are calling me

[salma @salmawysalma]

i have a deep yearning to stop owning a phone

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

A lawyer with 3 clients and 16 cell phones sounds totally legit .

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

I’d tweet but I’m waiting for a FAX with my instructions from the Deep State

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

I’m all for love, but if you are atttending the royal wedding, I kind of automatically don’t like you .

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

i know it hasn’t worked before but maybe this $60 purchase will be the thing to fill the unfillable hole in my soul

[Raj Shamani @rajshamani]

Cortisol clears from your bloodstream in about 20 minutes if you sit still and breathe. Most people re-trigger it every few minutes by checking their phone. That's why you feel exhausted from a day where nothing happened. Your body never got to control the stress.

[Queendom | Career Coach & Resume Revisionist @HumblyChic]

Day 8 without a Caesar Salad …

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I hope in the Next Life I’m a Shape or a Color or Something

[Faye @Faye_lucy0]

i am very self aware which unfortunately hasn't solved anything

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

"Ultra-processed foods have altered our metabolism and resulted in the greatest increase in chronic disease in our history."

[blue @bluewmist]

Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans and the world will continue without you.

So live a little.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Caesar Salad turns 102 today.

[🦢 @damnidc__]

They'll do research on everything but PCOS and endometriosis

[azurwoofwoof @azurwoofwoof]

"drink water"
for what? Just to piss again??
life is a prison...

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

My doctor said if there's a good song on when you're smoking a cigarette then it's not bad for you

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

i like being #unaware please don’t #involve me