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sorry, I’m trying

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Well, Twitter blue was beautiful while it lasted

[MAD @melisdestef]

Everyone absolutely MUST watch the Weird Al movie on @TheRokuChannel. I know that sounds crazy, but it is the most wildly entertaining thing I’ve seen in a while. Starring Daniel Radcliffe at his best.

[MAD @melisdestef]

$39.99 for this CANDLE advent calendar that closes with a tied silk ribbon at @AldiUSA but heads up it’s HEAVY

[Planthropology Podcast🌵 @Planthropology_]

Hi there, to round out your weekend, you've officially been notified that there's endemic Mexican maize that has aerial roots that use bacterial colonies to fix nitrogen from the atmosphere. It looks like this. You needed to know that.

[MAD @melisdestef]

That’s right.

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

5 days out. Here’s what’s happening: turnout among young Democrats in the places that matter are skyrocketing while turnout among young Republicans are plummeting. Don’t let anyone tell you young people aren’t showing up. We are — and we will continue to do so until Election Day.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

If we elect two more Democrats to the Senate and keep control of the House, we’re going to codify Roe v. Wade in January so it’s the law of the land.

[MAD @melisdestef]

Books bring people together in the most important ways.

[The Readiatrician- not here anymore @readiatrician]

I said goodbye to a patient a few years ago. She didn’t die, she just got old. I treat patients to age 21 and they move on. When they do, I joke, “well, I did my job! I kept you alive until adulthood!”

With this kid, it was not a joke. 1/

[MAD @melisdestef]

One time I was walking my friend’s pug to this bagel shop I love in WeHo and I entered and Bo was there and immediately started petting the dog and went “I had one of these dogs growing up and I loved him” and neither of us ever acknowledged that it was Bo. Good moment. Love him.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant

[MAD @melisdestef]

@mrumberger13 I recently got the “Koolaburra by UGG Koolawash Sheet Set” (a pure nonsense title — got them at Kohl’s) and they are super comfy.

[Joaquín Beltrán Free Palestine @joaquinlife]

Seems no one in our government is asking why America's greatest competitor, China, is taking COVID absolutely serious to prevent infection... even after nearly 3 full years of data on lowered life expectancy, long covid, and increased risks of diabetes, heart attack, and stroke.

[Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! (also on bluesky) @ithayla]

elon did not 'buy Twitter'

he impulsively made a ludicrously overpriced offer on Twitter

signed a contract that put him on the hook for that exact amount

tried to back out but was sued BY TWITTER to complete the buyout at the ridiculous price

and is now in a deal where-

[IGN @IGN]

Rihanna's long-awaited return to music will come with “Lift Me Up,” a song off the Black Panther: Wakanda Forever soundtrack written as a tribute to Chadwick Boseman. It will be released this Friday, October 28.

[MAD @melisdestef]

@Alexmae10 Love the new Twitpic ;)

[Glenn F. Henriksen @henriksen]

When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.

[MAD @melisdestef]

@madi_ruopp Super interesting

[MAD @melisdestef]

@madi_ruopp Whoa I’ve never heard of this, is it rad?

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Breaking: A Connecticut court rules Alex Jones owes Sandy Hook victims over $1 billion.

[MAD @melisdestef]

Aldi Halloweeny cheesey

[MAD @melisdestef]

@michelledamnit This inspires me

[MAD @melisdestef]

Got two credit card offers in the mail for the exact same credit card…tell me how one has a higher point value but lesser dollar value? Chase is on some scheming.