MissMelissa

Lip gloss aficionado, mean girl. leans a little to the left...I love pink stuff. I'm not crazy...except when I am.

[MissMelissa @melissamcl]

@RedFlameTV @OliLondonTV And to add to that, these fuckbubbles think the only thing that makes a woman a woman, is what’s between their legs. In their wacky outrage, they can’t see how misogynistic they really are. It’s actually funny. Irony is lost on them.

[MissMelissa @melissamcl]

@RedFlameTV @LanahD33 @OliLondonTV Trying to talk to some of these people is like nailing jello to a tree.

[MissMelissa @melissamcl]

@RedFlameTV @fromstacia @THECitizenJMP @OliLondonTV I’m going to take your advice and try it! I grew up on Maybelline.

[MissMelissa @melissamcl]

@RedFlameTV @fromstacia @THECitizenJMP @OliLondonTV I love everything you’ve said in this thread, but Maybelline better than shape tape?? I can’t get behind that. Lol.

[MissMelissa @melissamcl]

My girl at her schools open mic night doing “Masterpiece” by @MIWband @ChrisMotionless

[MissMelissa @melissamcl]

@ChrisMotionless my baby girls version of Masterpiece, from her schools open mic night @MIWband

[MissMelissa @melissamcl]

@spencerink a convo w/ my 15 y/o. Me: “Madalyn, what would you like for Christmas”? Her: “Spencer Charnas merch”. Me: “Ok. What else?” Her: “Ice Nine Kills merch”. Me: “Ok. What else”? Her: “Anything you can find that has anything to do with Spencer Charnas and Ice Nine Kills”.

[MissMelissa @melissamcl]

@FoxNews Award winning actor? When? In 1984? He should take some time from his busy schedule of not being relevant anymore and go feck right off.

[MissMelissa @melissamcl]

My little girl channeling her inner rocker chick with Joan Jett openers @SoraiaRocks members, @Brianna_Sig_ Zou Zou Mansour and Nick Seditious who she said were “so freaking cool, mommy”

[MissMelissa @melissamcl]

@MarkKendall_GW my daughter with @MarkKendall_GW, one of the greatest blues/rock guitarists to ever play, during a show in NY. He’s the reason she picked up a guitar.

[MissMelissa @melissamcl]

@th3j35t3r Am I right?

[MissMelissa @melissamcl]

@th3j35t3r happy Veterans day, love! Thank you for your service. Thank you for the new, cool site which I love so far. Thank you for the million other things you’ve done along the way and for always keeping it real.

[MissMelissa @melissamcl]

@th3j35t3r Ok. Sometime tonight. I’m going in. Wish me luck.

[MissMelissa @melissamcl]

@th3j35t3r Is this easy enough even for someone like me who can’t tell the difference between her laptop and her microwave? lol

[MissMelissa @melissamcl]

@th3j35t3r Cock-holster!! Yessss. Love it. 😂😂😂

[MissMelissa @melissamcl]

@DaveSirus

[@the real Ronald Gump @RonaldGump6]

I assure you that this is the real not me.

[MissMelissa @melissamcl]

@justanactor I think it represents people with tiny wieners.

[MissMelissa @melissamcl]

Irony. All the asswipes are hoarding all the asswipes. #coronapocalypse

[MissMelissa @melissamcl]

@JAELatWBC @GodH8sYourIdols Well I won’t argue with you there. Although I’m not sure it reads how you’re saying it was intended.