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you have the right to be roasted

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"Be careful in the world of men. They do not deserve you"- Wonder Woman @ me

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@kristenpear Let me have him plzzz

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@k__licht I love it waayyyyy more than this is us!!

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@k__licht I was just thinking that the other day!!!

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@sharolmckay WHAT??! Nooooo 💔

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@k_toone These are so beautiful 🤩

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@valeriehstone Hi yes I’m here to pick up my BIRTH CONTROL please and thank you 🤦🏽‍♀️

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@sarahkrummen @beccamaree Good luck with that 😂 cool recipe though!

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@k_toone This is me but with major lockdowns at school that includes shooters. I wake up terrified every time!

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@k_toone 🙏🏼🙏🏼 praying for all of them!

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@sharolmckay Me for sure 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️

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To the teenagers in the McDonald’s play place swearing at all the little kids, go find somewhere else to hang out 🙃

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@TayTayFrosty Lolll how have I not heard this??!!

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@liaalane Haha I gotchu boo 😘

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To the vending machine that gave me a Pepsi when I pressed Dr. Pepper, YOU’RE THE WORST 🙃

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@___ryleigh___ 😂😂😂😂

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Last week I was walking around with my hydro and some 5th grade girls asked if I was a VSCO girl. I just turned around and said “sksksk” they lost it and now we’re best friends 😂

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My mom sent this to me the other day and said it reminded her of me.... this is currently what I’m doing and she knows me so well 😂

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@sarahkrummen you freaking did it 😭😭

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@sarahkrummen Hot mama 🔥🔥

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@kristenpear I can confirm. He is for sure the favorite child!