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[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

BREAKING: The FBI has recovered several boxes of algae starter kits from Antifa headquarters.

[Mike @MikeRunsMiles]

Is it a coincidence the Knicks won 13 playoff games in a row and then Trump shows up and they lose?

Dude shut down NYC to get booed, make the Knicks lose, and fall asleep at halftime.

Everything he touches turns to shit

#TrumpCurse
#NBAFinals

[MElliott @melliott13]

@kingYee24 Good thing Brady and Kraft hate Trump

[Tara Setmayer 🌻 🇺🇸 @TaraSetmayer]

As a lifelong, avid @Giants fan, I am beyond disappointed & flat out angry @JaxsonDart has chosen to align himself with an unhinged, racist, criminal, lunatic destroying our democracy.
How is this going to go over with his teammates?
This is a terrible look for the org.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Why is Trump paying ANTIFA? 🤔

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Hey, I’ve got an idea. Let’s all watch Lawrence Taylor utterly destroy everyone for a minute.

[MElliott @melliott13]

@MeidasTouch REM blinking

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Doctors say that fluoride helps build strong teeth. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for “further study” says it causes autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

[MElliott @melliott13]

@charlottecrrll Boo

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

[Angela Morabito @AngelaLMorabito]

Tonight is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere’s midnight ride.

If he were to make the same journey from Boston to Lexington today, he could stop at 7 Dunkin locations. (via Reddit)

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

My thoughts on the Swalwell stuff.

Notice how Democrats always hold their own accountable and Republicans just yell fake news, no matter how vile the evidence is?

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

"Who you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?"

This is how a sociopath and pathological liar acts. He looks at you with a straight face and tells a BLATANT LIE.

[The Last Squatch @TheLastSquatch]

FUN FACT: Michelle Obama and Jill Biden never had to hold a press conference to deny being part of a sex trafficking ring.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Joe Kernen comes close to having a coronary on air as Pete Buttigieg dogwalks him all over the Squawk Box studio about Trump's economic mismanagement and inflation

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Still together 50 years later.

No scandals.
No cheating.
No drama.

Just pure love.

[MElliott @melliott13]

These refs suck. I feel like I’m watching wrestling or the NBA. #michigan #uconn

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

JUST IN: Trump gives Iran their 8th last final chance.

This time, he means business.

👊🏽 🇺🇸 🔥

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

The Trump Administration has been planning on ending this war in 2-4 weeks for 2-4 weeks