sammy wammy

too many fandoms to count 💌 #thefutureisteal #nohyuck #blackhawks #ln4

[StartKyleOrton @startkyIeorton]

Sorry to the conservative bears fans today surprised to learn the black DC native QB w painted nails is a liberal. Not bc of that but bc life has to be incredibly hard with pattern recognition that poor

[N 𐙚 @67409_so]

Gun to your head, name a song that’s over 6 minutes long.

[🦴 @yyalko]

Stop calling mack maga hes actually unionizing the sharks🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️thats why they play so bad theyre calling for the improvement of their working conditions

[isa ★ @sharkscores]

captain celebrini in that sharks players only meeting

[The Chum Line @ChumLine]

Player only meeting means nothing to me unless I start seeing the Vets on the Sharks holding themselves accountable. Orlov gave up that game. Goodrow refusing to fight. Toffoli doing nothing. Trouba and Nurse no hits. If I don’t see a fight starting wild game then idek

[ale 💋 @dykemacklin]

OUR FIRST LINE IS JUST THREE CENTERS YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

[Stacy Mitchell, DO @stacybmitchell]

My 16yo daughter (who stayed up until midnight watching election results) just came into my room and ranted for half an hour about how her 18yo friends didn’t vote and half her girlfriends are politically apathetic and “how can you be a WOMAN in THIS COUNTRY and not CARE??” 🥹

[Риҵа ⋰✋🏻⋱🌻🍉🎇 @GumiAbkhazFan]

They had it ready lmao

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

there was never going to be five thousand dollar checks you stupid slut

[Phia League 🏒 #DicksOutForFaber @kirillatronn]

MY WAMILY I COULD CRY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Al🦣🏒 @al00lala]

Imagine how good it must feel right now to be a young NHL player who hasn’t posted their tip on main, or lost 7-2 after a picture of them visiting the White House airs. You really start to appreciate the little things when life gets crazy.

[mallewi.  @mallewi]

the average adult in this country reads at a 6th grade level. the lexile level on voting ballots are at a 17th grade level (or first year of graduate school).

this is ALL by design.

[Mae @KairoSznn]

Walked into my New York office today and see the ONE other native Texan and I go in for a high five with pride and joy asking “HOW BOUT TEXAS?!”

TELL ME WHY he declines and says “it is what it is”

me immediately:

[Girl Father @TIMBO_SL1CE]

Zero exaggeration you’ll be remembered for murdering dogs and your husband’s huge tits and nothing else.

[Tyler the ✨𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓱𝓼𝓲𝓪𝓷✨ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @TylerAlbertario]

This is the county that banned Black people from becoming residents until 1987. Oprah and her crew went there and thought they were going to get lynched if they didn't leave before sundown.

[HockeyStatCards @hockeystatcards]

put respect on bedards name

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

I know there’s a ton of Democrats who were expecting to lose and now are about to be sworn into office

[boodles @lesdeljkovic]

My entire tl is now wild fans and sharks fans arguing over whose team is worse 💀

[Vautism Speaks 🔞 🐴 @VautismSpeaks]

I don’t want “revenge”. I want the people who have been openly, gleefully destroying the country, and breaking the law throughout, to be held legally accountable and prosecuted, which is the bare minimum for maintaining a functioning democracy. Incidentally, I also want revenge

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

brother why are you expecting MISSISSIPPI to adopt socialism overnight. can yall be fucking serious. not everything is about you.