melon 🍀

🇵🇷♋️ (they/them) just on my puter….

[melon 🍀 @melont0fu]

Any cainanators on here and wanna look at what I made

[melon 🍀 @melont0fu]

Going on the ugly men app and being appalled and shocked when I see the ugly men

[melon 🍀 @melont0fu]

Got my masters degree sooo now wat

[melon 🍀 @melont0fu]

Trying to get pathetically loved is apparently harder than getting my Masters Degree

[melon 🍀 @melont0fu]

Had a dream that the last person I went on a date with (whom kindly rejected me and gave me a gift on the same date 😭) gave me stickers that had him and his new girlfriend on. He started crying when I was like “what the hell am I gonna do w this 😭” tbh not far off….

["IVY" @OPENSORECH0RUS]

Being the Only One that Does Dishes in ur house will Twist ur Mental Images of your roommates into something Ugly and Inhuman

[jake @wormpuller]

Calling in fat and sleepy to work

[ali 👻 @probablyalissa]

[20 minutes after drinking iced coffee on an empty stomach] I think I hauve the parasite

[melon 🍀 @melont0fu]

Trying to get pathetically loved is apparently harder than getting my Masters Degree

[melon 🍀 @melont0fu]

@foxglovefoxgirl :( I love you and badly wish the state of the world was different and kinder to you

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

The only way out really is through

[melon 🍀 @melont0fu]

@liminal_eve 😭😭 get me outta here

[melon 🍀 @melont0fu]

I am used to 3 likes on my selfies max but unforsh gooner rando twitter has discovered me and I don’t like it

[melon 🍀 @melont0fu]

Hello gongeous

[melon 🍀 @melont0fu]

I think if u ghost me after sending me all the signals that u wanted me I think you should be stoned. Like with rocks. Maybe let’s get some torches

[c @cokebeyc]

this is how i see myself from a third person pov in every situation

[melon 🍀 @melont0fu]

Hello gongeous

[little meow meow @glittergibbon]

i feel like my flesh is rotting off of my bones

[melon 🍀 @melont0fu]

Welp I never got a text back but at least I didn’t pay for any of my drinks or Ubers and their car got into a wreck and they got punched the following day 😭😭 do me wrong and you will be dealt with inshallah

[melon 🍀 @melont0fu]

Okay they’re not texting me back but are watching all my insta stories dawg stop being weird and text me back like I’ve seen ur holes

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Hey man sorry for being weird and evil last night. It’s just that I’m weird and evil

[melon 🍀 @melont0fu]

Haha I have lost 15 pounds from stress in the past month ahahhahah