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[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Charles Ornstein @charlesornstein]

Florida has executed nine men this year, more than all other states combined. This description by @pamelacolloff of what that looks/feels like is definitely worth your time. https://t.co/3YxK2yqcca

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

me in clinical psychology grad school: it would be unethical to give you advice, I’m here to help you discover your own insight

me at my actual job every day since grad school: dude for real, you’ve gotta stop buying meth from Skeeter behind the gas station

[Charlotte Lee @cljack]

it's so cool how anyone can decide to questmaxx their life simply by flying American Airlines and thus turning every mundane trip into an Odyssey-style epic journey of taking 10 years and infinite diversions to get home

[Negro Libre @NegroLibre1]

This is one of those decisions that I actually thought was not only the right call, but that a lot of Biden critics were completely unprepared for what was coming with Trump 2.0. Anyone who sees what's happening now and thinks it was a bad call is unserious to say the least.

[David Doney @David_Charts2]

🧵Bidenomics was fantastically successful. Here's a reminder thread. First, Biden had the lowest unemployment rate and highest real wage (purchasing power) on average among the last 11 presidents. 1/

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing

[Angela Serratore @monodialogue]

And yes I am also still thinking about the guy on Jeopardy! last night who buzzed into a question about what news service first announced the death of Abraham Lincoln with “what is the Huffington Post?”

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

Twitter acting shocked that the Georgetown and Yale-educated son of a six-term senator, two-term VP and one-term president is intelligent, well-informed and a good communicator

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[sean @_sn_n]

Fun Fact: No Democratic ticket in the 21st century has won without a Biden on the ticket.

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

This man is a fucking LION

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

The people’s princess

[chairman biden @chairmanbiden74]

happy pride

[Kelsey Reichmann @KelseyReichmann]

NEWS: Supreme Court grants cert on a pro se criminal petition involving a First Step Act question @CourthouseNews

[Dilan Esper @dilanesper]

this is unconstitutional

[s.k. @worthlessslinky]

Remember: the “elite” talk shit about Harvard constantly calling it woke but send their kids there. Bad for you but good for them. Their entire world view and policies behind them are lies.

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

Organizations offering 75k for an LCSW in NYC should be ashamed of themselves

[Chris “Law Dork” Geidner @chrisgeidner]

BREAKING: In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court tosses out Terry Pitchford's death sentence, ruling that the Mississippi Supreme Court improperly held that Pitchford had waived his Batson claim — of racial discrimination in jury selection — in his capital case. https://t.co/b2wd8fH7Xy

[ZFlawless 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌉 @ZFlawles1s]

i have 3 political moods

- every republican alive is an affront to god

- the democratic establishment is so evil they hate the left more than republicans

- the leftists who refused to vote for kamala are genuinely some of the dumbest people alive