KYA BOLTI PRAJA

[KYA BOLTI PRAJA @memesprajati]

Ab toh phone ko dekh ke bhi koi khushi nahi hoti....pata nahi is baat se khush hona chaiye ya dukhi....

[KYA BOLTI PRAJA @memesprajati]

Sunn agar apna bana nahi sakta...
toh galatfaimiyan dur na kar...
Nahi janna chahti ki tu sahi hai...
Pr mera nahi hai...

[KYA BOLTI PRAJA @memesprajati]

Ye kuch likh kr uspe Gola bana dene se vo chiz jyada funny lagne lagti hai kya?

[KYA BOLTI PRAJA @memesprajati]

Bitches be calling themselves fat all the time...but the minute YOU call them fat...believe me she's gonna kill you in 50 different ways in her head....

I am bitches🙂....

[KYA BOLTI PRAJA @memesprajati]

I am a little shy to say it but still "can u stfu"☺️

[KYA BOLTI PRAJA @memesprajati]

Don't know why but I just hate when someone calls me just because they were bored.....call me when you miss me......I am not someone to use as your timepass....

[KYA BOLTI PRAJA @memesprajati]

Me reappearing in people's lives after inexplicably disappearing for several months....

[KYA BOLTI PRAJA @memesprajati]

@thoughtscannon 😬🙌🙂

[KYA BOLTI PRAJA @memesprajati]

@charchitchamp @imlucky_____ Hehehehe😂😂

[KYA BOLTI PRAJA @memesprajati]

Them : Mummy mujhe apne hisab se life jeena pasand hai...kahan hai kidhar hai bar bar matt pucha karo..

Also them: market gaya tha....sachi kisi aur se milne nahi gaya tha..sorry babu..tum gussa matt ho please...sachi yar market hi gaya tha...

[KYA BOLTI PRAJA @memesprajati]

Me: mujhe jhoothi tareef nahi pasand...Nahi Acha laga toh bata do na...

Also me when someone tells me the truth:

[KYA BOLTI PRAJA @memesprajati]

Nobody.....

Me and my nal, balti magga in bathroom:

[KYA BOLTI PRAJA @memesprajati]

Mummy: areyy ye baal khade kese hai tere...idhar la kanghi......
5mintutes later: Haan ab lgra hai na smart......
Me:

[KYA BOLTI PRAJA @memesprajati]

Bitches will be turning off the notifications to not get disturbed and then will be opening the app again and again every few minutes to see if there's a message.......

I am bitches 😭😭

[KYA BOLTI PRAJA @memesprajati]

What if the only person you talk to starts having network problem😶

[KYA BOLTI PRAJA @memesprajati]

"Mood sahi nahi lgra..chalo koi love story wali movie dekhti hun"
"One of the main characters dies"
Me:

[KYA BOLTI PRAJA @memesprajati]

@Pingo_Pong 😂😂😂

[KYA BOLTI PRAJA @memesprajati]

Nobody....

Indians as soon as a small kid falls: areyy areyy uth jao kuch nahi hua dekho kitni sariii chitiyan mar gayi..

[KYA BOLTI PRAJA @memesprajati]

Doctor: kids start learning from the womb itself......

My best friend's kid:

[KYA BOLTI PRAJA @memesprajati]

Someone to a small kid: beta "क  ख ग " sunao....

20 year old me standing next to the kid:

[KYA BOLTI PRAJA @memesprajati]

Nobody....

Desi girls putting random chunni and seeing how they will look as a bride....