Breakfast Bill

If I can call you Betty, I'll be your Tennessee lamb.

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Bad fruit salad has done such damage to the perception of this noble family of fruits

[Breakfast Bill @memodesayuno]

mood:

[erin chack @ErinChack]

[calling my friend while cat sitting] can she have a cigarette

[aarøn. @ayroned]

dawg i FUCKIN LOVE pointing at a store and telling people what store used to be there a couple years ago

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

I like Paris Texas, the works of Dennis Hopper, and things of that nature because I also think of myself as being at the intersection of "european arthouse intellectual" and "legitimately insane american of the big sky west"

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Does anyone else get sad and confused when trees get chopped down in residential areas that literally aren’t bothering anyone?

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

growing up there was a cody in every elementary school class but as an adult i haven't met a cody in years. where did they go

[bug girl! @medusasgemss]

there’s something about distant train sounds at night that makes everything feel so briefly cinematic. i love trains so much

[katie dey @katie_dey]

listening to music for airports on the bus . i don't give a fuck

[evil elly @laffodiI]

the worst part about going on a walk is being perceived

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

Trying to reorganize some stuff at home and am at the midpoint where things feel less organized on their way to the new organization and maybe I should just die

[Elizabeth @beefington420]

An underrated quality I desire in my salad is for it to be extremely forkable. Takes a fork like no problem

[Orbis Tertius @_heral_fog]

you ever see two closed windows and think ‘if I open both, we could get a nice cross breeze going’ and then you do and it does

[fintan @objectfetishist]

John Fahey: “Turtles are my favorite animals. Everybody runs over them on the highways and that’s why I want to kill everybody. That’s one reason why I want to kill everybody.” Via a 1970 interview.

[rattie @ratxgurl]

They’re blasting hootie and the blowfish in this hardware store mama I’m home

[Jake Shapiro @Shapalicious]

It’s like seeing a family member die… legitimately heartbroken

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

battle rabbit, netherlands, ca. 1650