Memo

¿De qué te sirve la vida si no la vas a vivir feliz? Ig: Memooblancoo

[Fav @favwontmiss]

The fact that people are celebrating Outlook being down should be studied. Imagine creating a work culture so psychologically exhausting that people experience genuine relief when they physically cannot do their jobs.

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

pronouncing FAA like the tiktok sound

[John Trades MBA @JPATrades]

BREAKING: JENSEN HUANG TO HAVE HAD AFFAIR WITH DIRECTOR OF FAA ALL FLIGHTS GROUNDED

[Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos]

Jensen Huang’s job was “build a great chip company.” Not “build a great chip company and don’t have sex.”

[Matt Bevan @MatthewBevan]

Actually, your email didn’t find me at all

[Shitpost_TFT @TheFabraxxx]

UNLOCKS ARE BACK!!

[lena ⸆⸉ @redwinets]

LMAO i love the internet

[Viuda de Fidalgo @manuel_LG1996]

Poncho de nigris: Hotspanish está explotando a mi mamá que tiene 74 años.

Poncho De Nigris en unas semanas: Mi madre de 74 años va a pelear en ring royale.

No le duele que su mamá sea explotada, le duele no recibir dinero de ahí.

[rita @r19scp06]

não acham uma coincidência o Ultron estar livre e a Microsoft estar em baixo? pois é………..

[Sam Ro 📈 @SamRo]

Rough week for anyone who uses Outlook, had flight plans this evening, and was the CEO of Nvidia

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

To the person who fixed Outlook on a Friday, fuck you.

[Monica Best @btckeeker]

I wonder if Microsoft has tried Googling the help desk number? If that doesn’t work, maybe they can try the “Chat” feature.

[BeastBossNasty @beastbossnastie]

taking one of these home from the bar ripping heaters and star gazing>>>

[brent 🌹🗽 @BrentInQueens]

Got laid off by Microsoft but the good news is that today was my first day on the job with the FAA!

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

two employees at nvidia talking about huang's affairs, each pretending they didn't also have an affair with him

[Jonquilyn Hill @jonquilynhill]

A man cheating impacting my 401k is so crazy to me

[Alice @RationalBlonde]

Microsoft's entire IT department is just three guys taking turns asking Claude what the error message means

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

nvidia was a date her center

[スドー🍞 @stdaux]

Microsoft365であるから、4年に一度くらいなら障害が発生しても許される