Ronald

I could buy a pumpkin farm and they would call off Halloween

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I for one feel much safer now that we have
@jimrome
"Likes to fight guy" as our Secretary of Defense, excuse me, Secretary of War, because likes to fight guy only knows offense.

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Those who can’t play become coach’s, and those that can’t be drivers Ed teachers become my wife.

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@Roldoski Next time at me you coward.

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We need a Tribe of Mentors:Fathers Addition @tferriss

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Diem when I ask for my phone back

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It has also occurred to me that I am living my own little version of The Ring

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Looking at Riss interrupting Diem who is playing peacefully to hand her something.

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@gasechill Hahahahaha oh no

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@alexjwatters Those who have a why to live, can bear with almost any how.

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@coachdcooper A guy gets one hole in one…..

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Parenting in a nutshell is trying to explain how daylight savings works in relation to bed times and them using your apparent bullshit lie about clocks and the sun to destabilize every other rule in the house.

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@ItsHeckJones @Roldoski @SportsCenter I still have nightmares about PA crosses.

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@Roldoski

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Now that everyone is a day trader, we should make a sports stock market where you can buy and sell teams futures to win the championship. You heard it here first.

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@Roldoski @Nextdoor Of course her dogs name is Sprinkles

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Marriage counselor: and when she said that she thought you owed her an apology, how did you respond?
Me:

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Could we have phrased this a little better?

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Riss kindly telling me to shave my beard

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@squashems In my opinion, so take it with a grain, yeah you should wait until next weekend. I'll drop you a line when I head out to see if you want to go.