Meredith Simpson

[Meredith Simpson @Mere_simpson]

@khloegomez_ Ugh tysm! I need a new audience to tell that one too!!!!!

[Meredith Simpson @Mere_simpson]

Who here thinks I could be a stand up comedian?

[caroline ❤️‍🔥 @Caroline_Marie_]

I’m getting tired of explaining to gen z that having a round face in the 00s meant that you were “fat” and being “fat” was the worst thing you could be called at the time. It was everywhere not only for us but our moms as well. It’s so deeply engrained to all of us.

[Meredith Simpson @Mere_simpson]

I think I’m gonna ask Santa for a financial advisor this year

[Meredith Simpson @Mere_simpson]

I need to go back to therapy because why am I so irate about people who are already putting up their Christmas tree..? Like stop!!!!

[katie ❤️‍🔥 @corneliastkatie]

it’s kinda crazy that there’s a whole new generation of swifties that have never experienced being a swiftie when it was considered lame to like taylor 😭

[marley ❤️‍🔥 @marleyharper]

me: one ticket please
cashier: to what movie?
me:

[jen @thelessiknow13]

my parents in 2008: this is just a phase you’ll get over this taylor girl soon
me in 2023:

[kla @blessedswift]

Wow they look like two beautiful Great Danes

[marg ⸆⸉ @BetttysCardigan]

i’m actually in love with the kelce family now i’m so serious

[jacks 🥀 @jacksofalltrads]

the government after sending out the national alert two minutes early

[Meredith Simpson @Mere_simpson]

Pretty sure Taylor swift and Travis Kelce are actually uniting America 🫡🇺🇸

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The perfect NIL deal doesn’t exi— 🥓😂

(via @IowaPork)

[Amarillo Sod Poodles @sodpoodles]

The final out. 🎉

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING LIT UP IN HONOR OF SEEMINGLY RANCH?!?! SCREAMING

[Meredith Simpson @Mere_simpson]

@Faithrodgers22 That’s the most perfect child to ever exist I think

[Meredith Simpson @Mere_simpson]

I’m back Twitter, you probably didn’t even notice I was gone #NewProfilePic

[Meredith Simpson @Mere_simpson]

I’m her attorney

[Faith Rodgers (Simpson) @Faithrodgers22]

Yes I keep my kid on a leash. If you have problem with it take it up with my attorney

[✨Fairy ✨ @Kswizz_]

I cannot believe congress is live questioning the CEO of tik tok about data security while being xenophobic as they possibly can. Why aren’t Facebook and Twitter met with the same new questions and concerns about data? Facebook has even had to admit to data breeches publicly?