marissa

I'm gonna go stand outside. If anyone asks, I'm outstanding. and yes that is me featured on home page of bbc news on may 7, 2020

[marissa @merisalicious]

@beahleza It’s SO GOOD. We’re obsessed with it.

[marissa @merisalicious]

i just found out 16 year olds in the UK get fake ids to be 18 and I love that

[marissa @merisalicious]

@supersmizzy Omg thank you ⭐️ it’s been a journey

[marissa @merisalicious]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[marissa @merisalicious]

Please Help Find Daniel! https://t.co/0NymDE1A6s

[marissa @merisalicious]

@Postmates_Help it’s ok postmates just plz stop giving me delivery people on bikes

[marissa @merisalicious]

Update!! he started going the wrong way and I had to chase him yelling “Weiner!!” down the street

[marissa @merisalicious]

I’d like contactless delivery with this order @Postmates

[Claire Hillman @ClaireHillman9]

@merisalicious @Postmates Maybe an over the pants handoff at least

[marissa @merisalicious]

I’d like contactless delivery with this order @Postmates

[marissa @merisalicious]

@BriannaRayleen @dearcydney is selling a coachella ticket!!

[pragun @pragdua]

electricity went out and i had a small meltdown at work today

[marissa @merisalicious]

the only acceptable way your boyfriend could write and play a song for you is if he’s literally @JohnMayer. No other scenario is ok

[TattedEducator @yafavoriteaunty]

One of my babies didn’t do his homework. No kid should be embarrassed because they lack knowledge. So I tell them to write me notes and I write back. No outbursts, no displays. So he gets credit just for turning it in and letting me know he’s struggling

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

this is how people would text during the renaissance era

[Hunter Bishop @_HunterBishop_]

Barry Bonds not being in the hall of fame is the biggest joke ever. So dissapointed

[marissa @merisalicious]

Please Help Find Daniel! https://t.co/fzRjR6RBLw

[baby ganoush @ssactrub]

Having not gotten covid yet feels like I've been hiding in the back of a 2+ year long middle school dodgeball game and the front lines have been THINNED

[marissa @merisalicious]

@TPAIN I make you at least $1 a day

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Just so you know……

[marissa @merisalicious]

Congrats to all but especially @craiglewisennis!!!

[Desiree Aragon @DesireeLopezTV]

It’s commencement day! Congratulations to the graduating Class of 2021! 🎉 #BobcatPride #UCM2021 @ucmerced