hey God, i'm a slut

so what, we're all whores. i'm into God, running, school, and sex.

[hey God, i'm a slut @messinwithboys]

we're leaving together. but still it's farewell.

[Catholic Guy Probs @CatholicGuyProb]

Oh, you're Catholic? #IFindThatAttractive

[hey God, i'm a slut @messinwithboys]

yeah, do it.

[hey God, i'm a slut @messinwithboys]

we can dance until we die. you and i. we'll be young forever.

[hey God, i'm a slut @messinwithboys]

so you should come over. and spend the night. we can cuddle and snuggle.

[hey God, i'm a slut @messinwithboys]

having sexual fantasies about fucking the hot new priest in the confession room. #killtwobirdswithonestone

[hey God, i'm a slut @messinwithboys]

shake it out, shake it out.

[hey God, i'm a slut @messinwithboys]

this is what I have to show for a week of track practice. #massivebruising

[hey God, i'm a slut @messinwithboys]

@Preppier well aren't you just precious. 

[hey God, i'm a slut @messinwithboys]

shower sex is good, clean fun.

[Hot Mess Express @HotMessProbs]

When I dip, you dip, we dip.

[hey God, i'm a slut @messinwithboys]

track city bitch track track city bitch. 100 200 800 races running this bitch. Beat that whore, that's why they call me track city bitch.

[hey God, i'm a slut @messinwithboys]

oh wait, you ate meat yesterday? wow. we can't be friends. @Catholicgrlprob

[hey God, i'm a slut @messinwithboys]

umm, yes

[hey God, i'm a slut @messinwithboys]

my first impression of you is that you're cocky as hell. that's a compliment.

[hey God, i'm a slut @messinwithboys]

correct usage of a semicolon is so damn sexy.

[hey God, i'm a slut @messinwithboys]

feeling extra sexy today. probably has something to do with the amazing hate sex I had last night.

[hey God, i'm a slut @messinwithboys]

I'm a piggy back pro. #hmu #getatme

[hey God, i'm a slut @messinwithboys]

you're probably hangin' out and makin' out.

[hey God, i'm a slut @messinwithboys]

hey you. your epidermis is showing. #smartbetch