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sturdy as fuck

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@gtsln905 chiiiichhkkhenn https://t.co/h8ZaEidcel

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@TimHortons if you're going to raise your prices can you at least fully toast your bagels?

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Also, I haven't tweeted in 2 months, so that shows how much your unfulfilled promise of an ice cold dollar drink ruined my day @McDonalds

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@McDonalds After having the worst day all I wanted was an ice cold Orange Fruitopia, instead I received Orange water ... #NotLovingIt

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Why is the @SFU library open 24hrs but there isn't a single spot to get coffee on campus after 10pm...

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How do I eat chips from a family size chip bag in public without being obnoxious??

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The happiest little Jessica got new crystals and 3 rings today!! 🔮✨

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Someone bring me butternut squash ravioliii plz.

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@gtsln905 can't wait for this summer https://t.co/mc8ghvv77U

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How do I live in a city that doesn't know funnel cakes?!

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I asked 3 people where to buy a funnel cake in Vancouver and none of them knew what it was...

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My boyfriend cleaned my house today while I was at work AND I got a raise. #InternationalWomensDay

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"You never really know anything. The weather people are people too"

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@gtsln905 https://t.co/GQUFlskZUB

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S/O to @westjet for the first class upgrade 💆

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Creeping a girl on IG that I haven't talked to in over 5 years and I liked a photo from 86w ago. Cool.

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@gtsln905 go sports. #PassTheDip #AreThoseMiniSliders

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Wish I was at a Super Bowl party. Not because I like football, but because I really like the food.

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@gtsln905 brilliant https://t.co/1zvWwn3Pvh