Slowpoke Rodriguez

“Try Jesus, not me. Cause I throw hands”🇩🇴🌴

[Dr. Profit🩺 @DoctorProfit]

He might have a perfect game tonight.

MLB Prescription Play #1⚾️
Roki Sasaki o15.5 POs (+102)

The Dodgers stuff fixed him, I'm convinced.

50 likes for play #2❤️ Write-up ⬇️

Books still are not respecting the adjustments that he has made since the Padres game where the staff is on record saying they noticed he was tipping pitches and have been fixing it.

Not only is he no longer tipping pitches, but his stuff is up immensely.

Pitcher-adjusted L14 days vs RHPs, DBacks rank 15th worst Batting Avg, 7th worst walk rate, and 11th lowest pitches/PA.

4 projected righties in the lineup where Roki has a 5.4% lower walk rate and 0.28 quicker pitches/PA.

His last 4 games have all ranked in the top 7 for him this season in best xwOBA games

[sunni the homie ✨ @_ananamous]

Uncle Ruckus calling Mexicans “Negroes con queso” is fryin me rn 😭😭😭

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

😭

[Danny Boy @Dan_ifest]

i bet it feels good asf to be fluent in spanish

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

Literally nobody:

Pedro Pascal when he starts to feel anxious:

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

"daddy chill😩🥺✋" TRULY CHANGED HISTORY LMAOOO ICONIC😭😭😭

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

This how they had mojo jojo

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me and the password I made when I was 12

[Daily Naruto @NarutoDaily_]

😂😂

[Carolinas Finest @Carolinas_942]

The 🐐 of sneak dissing 💯

[Jasmine 🇹🇹 @Scotty_DoesIt]

When I say this shit tickles me BAD 😭😭😭😭

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Oh wow you can either put this in the oven for an hour or microwave it for 30 seconds. Damn that's a tough one

[Juicedupmangoes @Rejuicedmango]

I don't get the point of hooters. Can you flirt with the waitresses? Can they flirt back? Do you just eat while you get bricked up n not much else

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

me and the bad bitch i pulled by being funny

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me when i discover a good tv show that came out 12 years ago with 9 seasons

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

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[harlan @morepain4harlan]

how it feels to say "some would argue" when i'm the some who would argue