high wiseard 🧙‍♂️

im at ya bm’s house throwin m&ms at ya kid’s head full speed 🔞

[high wiseard 🧙‍♂️ @metals0rcerer]

@JerseyDeni1481 @kelswizzIe i have this same hair & use tresemme bouncy curls mousse after washing and strictly curls leave in lotion after towel scrunching. its super humid here so i still get frizz halfway thru the day but i feel like god when i do it 🤙

[high wiseard 🧙‍♂️ @metals0rcerer]

@aaronnarraph its a red hareing

[high wiseard 🧙‍♂️ @metals0rcerer]

this is the stupidest shit i ever read how do you go to aldi and come out of there with this sentiment. or do you eat brand name frozen dinners every night. this bitch dont cook

[Adam Silver's Malignant Pancreas Tumor @MailmanStalker]

Aldi's is a grocery store for people who have given up. The only items are chips, frozen meals, and simmer sauces. There is no reason to go there unless you are going to kill yourself later. The cashiers don't even bother to stand.

[The Wizard @wizardsextape]

Couldn't find a date for Valentine's Day (as usual, sigh), so I created one in a lab out of balloons, hot dog casings, and discarded condoms I found in the public park. Unfortunately he hates me just like everyone else does, as you can tell by his disapproving body language

[high wiseard 🧙‍♂️ @metals0rcerer]

op is a nazi….. this is my banger now

[high wiseard 🧙‍♂️ @metals0rcerer]

@femtalillness water down some liquid eyeliner and use a dropper

[high wiseard 🧙‍♂️ @metals0rcerer]

@kenklippenstein rip meemaw

[high wiseard 🧙‍♂️ @metals0rcerer]

@CrazyWeeMonkey it looks bovine

[ganii @gahhnie]

reminder

[high wiseard 🧙‍♂️ @metals0rcerer]

@baby_snoozy mamacita 🔥

[high wiseard 🧙‍♂️ @metals0rcerer]

@RickeyDontSurf @Tennessee_Mojo you are schizophrenic

[high wiseard 🧙‍♂️ @metals0rcerer]

@Cefirobat i see these around alll the time

[high wiseard 🧙‍♂️ @metals0rcerer]

@Cefirobat this is in south carolina

[high wiseard 🧙‍♂️ @metals0rcerer]

@femtalillness this is the highest honor to give

[high wiseard 🧙‍♂️ @metals0rcerer]

@NancyMace horse face