Miranda

Product Strategist // Pet Enthusiast Gone Pro // Small Business à la Internet

[Miranda @metchasketch]

making a mocha at home is like micro dosing whimsy

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

January 1st: anything is possible

January 2nd: but not today

[Friends Addiction @friendsadiciton]

today’s the only day you can share this

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

For sale: ship of theseus
Condition: used, like new

[Miranda @metchasketch]

“Bluey” as a top section on Hot Topic’s website? We used to be a society.

[Miranda @metchasketch]

It was in that moment—when the screen time app, with its stern little reminder, refused to let me open Instagram—that I found myself asking the kind of question we all secretly wonder about. Is anything, really, important?

[lauren @winonaddict]

unusually and blonde
exceedingly
peculiar and altogether
quite impossible to
describe

[The Fourth Way @The4thWayYT]

😭

[Miranda @metchasketch]

Nervous system? OF COURSE my system’s nervous!

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

Nervous.

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

Hi! My new book, Everything Is Tuberculosis, comes out March 18th. I'm signing 100,000 copies of it. You can preorder your signed copy today at https://t.co/WEtD6dTeAJ or wherever books are sold.

[Miranda @metchasketch]

Anotha one 🐈‍⬛

[Jaclyn A. Siegel, PhD @jacasiegel]

It is black cat awareness month, and I would like to make sure you are all aware of my black cat.

[tumblr babe @trapezoidmouth]

Better to admit you walked into the wrong door rather than spend your life in the wrong room

[snoopy posters @snoomfies]

Working hard today

[💭 @thinkergilmore]

it’s almost that time of the year again

[Miranda @metchasketch]

How tired are you if you brew the nespresso machine without putting a mug down 😵‍💫

[💭 @thinkergilmore]

nobody will remember:
- Your salary
- How “busy you were”
- How many hours you worked

People will remember:
- What are you doing?
- Living at your grandparents' place?
- Being in the DAR?
- No Yale
- Why did you drop out of Yale?

[💭 @thinkergilmore]

i love ‘emily in paris’!

[Miranda @metchasketch]

My body is map of the places I could’ve done better

(I’m sunburnt)

[💭 @thinkergilmore]

Jess is so brat