Michael J. Ewing

There are no small parts, but you still missed me on the teevee.

Actor / Writer / Director

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@LevAkabas As a Sixers fan I'm thrilled the Celtics listened to people like you

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@NYLeftist Couldn't simply enjoy hearing those guys talk about playing with Messi, he had to shove himself into a conversation that didn't need him

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@jobin_theman Great point. Instead of simply respecting that these guys played with Messi, he just HAD to insert himself. Good grief.

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@glengarry @SeanFennessey You think NBA players stopped trying because they believed the fix was so great they couldn't overcome it?

Bwhahaha!!!!

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@megynkelly Imagine choosing to make hate your brand

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@NRA @jcommerford Hey, registered gun own with a license to carry was executed by an overreaching tyrannical government’s jackboots, y’all must be pissed?

Waiting for your thoughts

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@RepMikeCollins You are knowingly lying. This is an attempt to rewrite history in service to a pedophile. To what end?

Here, I’ll try one: Remember when you serviced me in that bathroom near Conyers? Good times

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@USCISJoe @POTUS Full swamp

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@DHSgov Calling: Fans of the Dark Side

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@realDonaldTrump Quiet, Piggy

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@StephenM @JDVance Welp, there goes the second amendment

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@elonmusk Way to go, smart guy, you finally figured out it’s the guns

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@Ronxyz00 @TerryMoran It’s called the first amendment

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@TheAtlantic @KoriSchake Considering the cuts to the VA and this country's typically poor support for veterans, maybe this $45 million could be spent better. And just maybe recruitment efforts are being undermined when young people see veterans treated this poorly.

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@AGPamBondi Unless you’re doing it, I guess

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@MattWalshBlog I’m surprised you’re not defending him

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@Citizen2Truth @JonathanTurley You should check out the lying tendencies of the next POTUS

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@joemill37087868 @JonathanTurley You mad trump is now supporting project 2025