Bran

[Bran @mezoti]

I'm back kinda

FYI don't put a wrong dob on accident...

[Bran @mezoti]

That moment you make a complaint about @easyJet and they ignore what you said and you reply querying it and get a autoreply that the email isn't monitored 😂😂

[Bran @mezoti]

Why is Kenny Chesney playing before TSWIFT comes on I am so confused but know the words

[Bran @mezoti]

@CityFibre @NickDothTweet @TalkTalk But there is literally no way to contact you there! Either the chatbot goes in circles or pages with no contact details

[Bran @mezoti]

@CityFibre But it isn't. Multiple cancellations later my factor thinks it should be possible as CF never gave all details required but @zeninternet has us down as nonstandard install costing £150 (factor says this is wrong) how do I get flag removed so I can try a 3rd time?

[Bran @mezoti]

@BrawBandHome I mean I've left numerous emails and messages and no one calls me back

[Bran @mezoti]

I have lost my grandmother, dog, mother, niece, and now cat (in that order).

Think I'm done loving people.

[Bran @mezoti]

@criscre123 In my experience people with dementia either become very placid or angry. I would listen to the others and find processional help❤️❤️

[Bran @mezoti]

@historyfalls @SketchesbyBoze That is literally bigger than my whole flat.

I don't need inventory as large as some of you - neither of us is wrong here.

[kaela | franchaela nation 🏰 @kaekaecurtis]

maybe the real cake middleton is the friends we made along the way

[kaela | franchaela nation 🏰 @kaekaecurtis]

screenshot for full effect but i still linked the tweet below 👸🏼🍑

[Rickster @rickydbryan]

@superkeara Irish reunification happens this year according to Star Trek

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

If I was a Princess and I had to do my own photoshops I’d be fuming. Like they’re spending how much on Andrew’s lawyers and I’m hunched over an overheating laptop blurring layers on Adobe Photoshop are you kidding me

[Bran @mezoti]

The ending of Castle sucked

[Republic of Kiribati @KiribatiGov]

Fine. You're not invited

[Bran @mezoti]

@ginnymelons @WildHoney91 I mean coeliac patients are often served gluten in hospitals.. The one place they should know the difference 😒

[Bran @mezoti]

@helloamymarie Parents, man :D Or Dads really..

[Bran @mezoti]

These are the numbers I have memorised - my number, my old employer's number (worked there 7 years but left 4 years ago), my childhood best friend's parent's number (don't know if still valid) and my dad's disconnected landline. In an emergency I am screwed.