Jake

im a tad thrown off but,
its better that way ya know
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down in noreturninland

🇺🇸 Christ is King

[Guilherme Gomes Santos @guilherme94jose]

This is over 100 years old. Just watch:

[Maffay @maffay38]

“Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.”

Grok

[HowlingTrad @mythotrad]

Pussy from an indian girl counts as anal

[Survival Instinct @SurvivalInstint]

The overhead comes fast. You don’t try to meet the blade. Control the arm, redirect it, close the distance, and don’t give them room for a second swing.

[Jake @mf_jakew]

@akaharaillust insane

[e!sho @akaharaillust]

Fin/ep48.「藍染」 #BLEACHㅤㅤㅤ

[Jake @mf_jakew]

@yoehh1234 final boss_plumber is a tuff one

[Jake @mf_jakew]

@TayFidei thank you mom 🙂‍↕️

[Jake @mf_jakew]

@killandy02 @notyungleann u cant see ur dick even tho its fat now?

[Ben Bankas @BenBankas]

Islam explained..

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

therapy is such a funny concept

“wow, there are so many problems in my life. I should talk to a stupid bitch who voted for Kamala Harris”

[Jake @mf_jakew]

@Zarawki1551762 @IrrlvantLGnd let me

[Jake @mf_jakew]

@Joshwins_all im honestly nothing without the constant grace given thru Christ.

[Lil Rico @TheyHxteLilRico]

Doin drugs till I die fuck sobriety

[blueface @bluefacebleedem]

Noho bigger then the program

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Bolivia’s Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: https://t.co/crffXvPqH4

[DocumentingLibs @USADocumented]

A dad invited his son’s whole class to a birthday party.

21 kids. He sent the invites two and a half weeks early. He asked them to RSVP by the 10th.

Not one showed up.

Then the parents told him the quiet part: they’re not really his friends.

You can hear it in his voice. The anger. The heartbreak. A man who says he tries so hard to give his boy a good life, standing in a decorated pavilion with cake, gifts, and empty seats.

Then the local police and firefighters walked in.

They didn’t send a card. They showed up.

They became the party.

A kid should not have to learn, on his birthday, that nobody is coming. A dad should not have to thank the police so his son has someone to blow out candles with.

They did it anyway.

[Haunted AI @HauntedAI]

I think she's into you.

[Jake @mf_jakew]

@EthanBenard KILLLIN IT

[DocumentingLibs @USADocumented]

A 9-year-old just outran the cops in his grandma’s car and crashed.

Miller Beach, Indiana.

He ran from the cops, hit about 100, flew over the median, and got ejected. The car is on fire.

A bystander pulls him out of the brush and holds his hand.

“Forget the car. You lucky to be alive.”

Kid: “I was flying.”

Then the guy says it:

“He was running from the police. 9 years old. I cannot make this shit up.”

You don’t get a 9-year-old in a police chase in grandma’s car when there’s a father in the house.